Drew Gooden wakes up in a cold sweat, not sure where he is. His heavy breathing wakes up his lover, Danny Gonzalez.
"- Did you have a nightmare again, babe? What was it this time?" Asks Danny, concerned.
"- Oh, you know, same as always. I was being chased by our wives and then I fell into your mouth and your teeth shredded me." Drew explains, nervously.
"- it's just a dream, babe. It's not real. I'm real. And I'm here for you." Danny says as he kisses Drew's forehead.
They both go back to sleep but Drew can't help but stay awake. Every night, his guilt multiplies. Lying to Danny about his nightmares have become an increasingly large issue for him.
In reality, his reoccurring dream plays out like this. The two are making out on the kitchen counter like they do every Tuesday afternoon, however, each time, Drew reaches for the knife and starts killing Danny. He feels so powerful, and he likes it a lot, which has awakened a new interest for Drew; murdering his lover.
He could very easily do so, although there's one slight problem: Danny's neighbor.
His name is George and Drew has never liked him. Just because he led the country into its freedom, has the capital of the US named after him and his face is engraved in Mount Rushmore, he thinks he's some bigshot. Every morning, Danny greets him with the same "Good morning, Mr. Washington!" But that just drives Drew insane because he can sense the sexual tension.
George likes to keep journals tracking Danny's every mood, decision and step in his day to day life because he's in love with him. So, if Drew were to kill him, George would notice the irregularity immediately and Drew would be in big trouble.
So if you really think about, the situation is pretty messy because Drew and Danny have wives that they've abandoned to be happy together, however Drew wants to kill Danny but he can't because then George Washington, Danny's stalker/neighbor, will report Drew.
Meanwhile, at a party somewhere in LA, David Dobrik is walking around with a camera hoping someone drinks their own piss, but he's out of luck and he feels empty. All these years, doing the vlogs, making all that money, for what? His friends all moved on. They've pulled every old joke in the book. Strangers are sick of taking his money and their reactions aren't as priceless anymore. David is all alone until he heard her. She didn't have to say much for David to completely fall in love. It was like she was the answer he was looking for. From that very first "yuh", David knew he had to go talk to her. Arachnophobia grandma. I mean, Ariana Grande.
David leans over and says a nervous hi. He asks if she's having a good time and she replies with her classic "yuh". He has butterflies. They start talking until David invites her over to his place. Ariana says "nuh" because she thinks David doesn't really like her and just wants her for views and clickbait. She leaves and blends into the crowd out party crazed privileged white folk and David loses sight of her 8 feet ponytail. All he wanted was love, and it was misinterpreted.
Meanwhile, still in LA but a bit farther, Trisha Paytas and James Charles are having a huge argument.
"- Oh my god, James. You literally have to be kidding right now."
"- Sister, don't ever sister start with me right know *fails at a tongue pop* the HOUSE."
"- are you serious? You can force a straight guy to have secs with you, but I can't force a gay guy to have secs with me [sorry I can't write it with an "x" it's a dirty word :\]"
"- listen up you failed cumshot, I have no idea what kind of fucking STD is living inside you and honestly I don't give a sister shit if you're gonna get upset because I KNOW how much of a tragedy it is that most people can't have sex with me but I'd be too powerful. I get that you really wanna fuck me, but I would rather shoot myself up the ass than have to touch you, bitch."
"- Excuse me? No motherfucker is aloud to talk to me like that. Wow. You're literally just like Jason and I'm so happy I'm not associated with the vlog squad anymore. Like that was the worst experience of my life. I hated being controlled by a bunch of 20 year olds. If I could go back, I'd honestly just fuc-"
"- SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU LEFT THE VLOG SQUAD SO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT!"
James charles pulls out a glock, and right when he was about to shoot trish, Obama walks in.
"-hold, on, there, son. You, don't, have, to, shoot. There, are, other, ways, of, dealing, with, this, kind, of, conflict, of, interest. Just, settle, down, and, talk, amongst, yourselves. Be, quiet. I'm, trying, to, get, Michelle, pregnant."
His calm soothing voice lightened up the mood and cheered everyone up. He left the hotel room with pride, but what he didn't know, was that now, both trisha and James wanted to fuck HIM!
[chapter two coming October 2012 !!]
