A Good Type of Haunting(Booette x M! Reader)

The Mysterious Figure

A/N: I don't know why, but I'm making this a Scooby-Doo type of chapter. I hope you readers enjoy reading this chapter. Also, there'll more characters talking, A.K.A. the different ghosts. Here's another key for you guys.

G = Greenies, GG = Gold Greenies, Sl = Slammers, H = Hiders, Pg = Poltergeists, Sn = Sneakers, C = Creepers, Go = Gobbers, and Ps = Possessor. (P/n) isn't able to be translated... yet

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Ever since Boo and I became a thing, we've been very happy with our lives, or afterlife in Boo's case, I guess. Anyway, Boo, (P/n), the other ghosts, and I were having a wonderful lunch that I cooked up when all of this started.

After taking a bite of my famous Cheddar Mac dish (If you don't know what Cheddar Mac is, sorry, but I can't give the recipe.), Boo puts a hand on her cheek and smiles brightly.

Boo: "This is so~ tasty, (N/n)!! The cheese mixed with the meat and beans is truly exquisite!!"

"I wouldn't call it that, but I'm glad you love it, Boo."

Just then, the doorbell rings. 'Huh? Wait, what? Who on this vast, green earth could that possibly be? This mansion is incredibly remote. So, who could be all the way out here?

A Slammer answered the door and says, "Oh god. Not you again."

Boo: "Who is it, Slam?"

Sl: "It's them."

Boo: "Not those two again."

"Wait, who's he talking about?"

Boo takes me to the door to show two men. They look like pretty serious businessmen, yet they're both weird looking. Well, only one of them does, and he has a long, pointy nose, like Gru from Despicable Me. The other guy is normal looking. Although, he smells like a cologne factory. 

Boo: "(N/n), meet Alex Jarka (the normal one) and Shawn Cacho (long nosed one). They're rare collectors, and they'll do anything to get their greedy mitts on this mansion."

Shawn: "Oh, come on, Boo. We're only here to see if you have changed your mind."

Alex: "Yeah, Boo. You can't blame us for trying. So whaddya say? Do we have a deal?"

Boo: "I've told you two time and time again, and the answer is still the same: No. And stop calling me that already!"

Boo then slams the door in their faces.

Shawn: "Please reconsider. We're willing to give you a large sum of money for the artifacts."

Boo: *says through the door* "You heard my answer. Now leave before we have the Slammers and Poltergeists make you leave."

Alex: "UUUGH!!! Fine, but you haven't seen  the last of us, and you won't have your precious ghosts to back you up one day. Maybe the Ancient ghost of Grimoire Mansion will have you reconsider."

'The ghost of Grimoire Mansion? What kind of bologna is that?!'

Boo: "Yeah? I'd like to see when that day comes."

She's just talking to herself at this point.

"Uh, they're gone now, Boo. But what artifacts were they talking about?"

Boo sighs as she has me follow her down to the basement, where she shows a different kind of vault. One that's hidden away and contains so many artifacts from different time periods!

"Wow! Now I see why they're willing to pay so much money for all of this."

Boo: "Indeed, but I'm not letting anyone take all of this away. And there's no payment that I'm going to accept for it."