Y/n E. Gadd, grandson of Luigi's professor friend is his grandfather's greatest lab assistant. They study the behavior of various ghosts at various haunted locations. Although, Y/n stopped when some ghosts attacked his grandfather. After that, with...
A while after the whole Silas fiasco, the ghosts, Boo, and I had to clean up the mansion a lot. Although, one day, while Boo and I are cleaning the kitchen and dining room, a Sneaker phased through a wall and told us something odd.
Sn: "Excuse me, Miss. Sir. There seems to be something bothersome in the Wash Room downstairs. We don't even know how it got there."
We were following him to the Wash Room as he said that last part.
"How what got there?"
The Sneaker gestures inside to show a large green pipe in the middle of the room.
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"The hell?"
Boo: "Has anyone checked inside of it?"
Sn: "Not yet, Mistress."
While Boo and the Sneaker talk about the pipe, I decide to look down it.
"Hello?"
An echo dissipates throughout the pipe before it starts rumbling. I fell on my butt as I scooted myself back over to Boo. I don't know what's coming outta that pipe, but I'm guessing nothing good. Boo and I are bracing for the worst when we heard a "Floom floom floom" sound as a woman climbed out of the pipe.
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???: "There we go. That way of travel never gets old. *notices us* Oh, hey. Funny bumping into you here, Boo-ty."
The woman runs up to Boo and hugs her tightly. Meanwhile, I'm trying to suppress my laughter at what the woman just called my girlfriend.
Boo: "What do you mean 'Funny bumping into me'? I live here, you stoopa koopa."
"Uh, friend of yours, Boo?"
Boo: "Friend is a strong word. She's more of an acquaintance than anything."
???: "Oh. I had no idea someone else was living here with you, Boo-ty."
Boo: "P-please s-s-stop calling me that, Bowsette!! It's embarrassing, especially in front of (N/n)."
Bowsette: "Wait, who?"
"That would be my nickname. My real name is (Y/n) E. Gadd."
Bowsette: "E. Gadd? You mean that old coot of a scientist?"
"He's not that old. And his research is practically historical at this point."
Bowsette: "Ah, I'm just messing with ya, Shorty. Hey, Boo-ty, how about we have some lunch?"
Boo: "Uh, sure."
Timeskip brought to by a chibi Booette and chibi Y/n making s'mores with Bowsette's fire.
While eating lunch, Bowsette kept asking me questions about Grand Gadd and about myself. I, of course, answered all of them.
Bowsette: "Boo-ty, where did you find such an interesting guy? Also, if it's possible, can I keep him?"
Boo: "Three things, Bow. 1.) Stop calling me that. 2.) In reality, (N/n) found me. And 3.) ..."
My response:
Bow: "What?! Why not?!"
"For one thing, I'm still conducting research on paranormal behavior. And secondly,... I promised Boo I wouldn't leave her, no matter what."
I hold Boo's hand as I answered the question. Bowsette was somewhat surprised, but then put a creepy/seductive/devious kind of smile on.
Bow: "Oh wow, Boo-ty! You actually caught a live one! And here I thought you were going to be dating one of the various ghosts in your house, but I stand corrected."
Boo: "What?! Ew, no! That's just weird. The ghosts are our servants, and friends to a degree. And... *starts muttering that only I could hear, since I sit right next to her* it's more like (N/n) caught a dead one."
She does have a point there, for both things actually. Anyway, Bowsette asks the two of us two serious questions.
Bow: "Shorty here took your heart? Awe... that's sweet. So, how long have you two been a thing? Also, have you... went at it yet?"
Both Boo and I turn red as tomatoes as we wave our hands dismissively.
Boo & I: "W-w-w-what?!?! N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!!!!"
Boo: "We've only been dating for about a month now."
"There's no real call for doing that right off the bat!"
Bow: "Seriously?! I'd say there's always a real call to get intimate with my partner right off the bat."
Boo: *puts a finger on her forehead and somewhat leans on it* "Of course you would think that. But Bow, don't you understand...?"
Boo & I: "We're not like that at all!!"
Bow: "Alright. Alright. Relax, you two. Geez. I'm just teasing you guys. You're just too cute to not mess with." 😁
"Then don't joke about something like that!! Sheesh!"
Bowsette laughs as she gets up and tells us that she's got to get going before heading to the Wash Room.
Bow: "I have a kingdom to run, but I still think you two should get a little more intimate with one another~. It's amazing, truly!"
Boo puffs out her cheeks and pouts before saying this:
Boo: "You know, Bow, last time I heard about you, you're still single. So how would you know what it feels like?"
Bowsette flinches at the question as she does something along lines of this 👇 while lightly scratching her cheek and glancing away slightly.
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Bow: "Um... Well, I, uh... Shit."
Boo and I just start laughing at Bowsette's embarrassment as she tells us that it's not funny.
Boo: "We're only teasing you, you Stoopa Koopa."
"And don't worry, Bowsette. I'm sure you'll that certain someone soon."
Bowsette thanks us and starts sliding down. But, she said something as payback along the lines of:
Bow: "Hey, maybe next time I visit, if you're interested in doing it, how about we have a threesome?"
We both run up to the green pipe and yell down it to stop doing that. I'm not sure she heard us or not, but she better think before speaking because if she does that again,... I'm gonna send a Creeper to her.
