beatles groupchat

B-E-A-T

Ringo: Quarrymen is a bit of a shit name
Ringo: what about Ringo and the shit heads

Paul: you're fucked
Paul: mate you haven't been in the band for like 2 seconds

Ringo: and?

John: I fuckin' created this band

George: yeah, and if we leave you'll have no one. Just fucking 'John Lennon'

John: your issue with that is?

Paul: ok ok maybe we do need a new name

George: yeah 'quarry men' brings back PTSD
George: #rippete

Paul: ok ok let's think of some names

John: Liverpool lads

Paul: no

George: yeah fuckin' LiVeRpOoL lAdS

Paul: no no
Paul: Germany won't take us fucking seriously I've we're the Liverpool Lads

John: what about like that one lad

Paul: which lad

John: you know

George: clearly we don't

John: me and a mate from college we're talking about him the other day
John: BUDDY HOLIDAY!
John: that's who it is

George: the holidays?

John: no no, his group the crickets

Paul: yeah yeah something like that!

Ringo: um the grasshoppers?!

George: the bugs

Paul: the flies

John: no no how about
John: the beetles

Paul: what about the Beatles
Paul: like b-e-a-t

John: yes

Ringo: yes

George: FUCK YES