Fate/Prisma Emilya

Omake: A Servant Duty is to Clean Trash

*Rin's Pov, Tohsaka Residence's Basement*

"Time, 2 am, check. Wavelength, stable, check. Gems, ready, everything is all check. With this, I will get the Saber Class Servant with no problem even without a catalyst", Rin steps into the large summoning circle, colorful gems squeeze within her fist.
"Silver and iron is the origin. Gem and the archduke of contracts to the cornerstone", the gems start to turn into a liquid as it seeps through her fingers, dripping onto the middle of the magic circle.
"The ancestor is my great master, Schweinorg. The alighted wind becomes a wall. The gates in the four directions close, coming from the crown, the three-forked road that leads to the kingdom circulate", the liquid moves as if it had a mind of its own. It was absorbed by the formula of the magic circle, making it brighter.
"Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Repeat five times. Simply, shatter once filled", a pulse of light glows brighter from the magic circle every time Rin chanted 'Fill'. As if the summoning circle has a heartbeat of its own.
"I announce. Yourself is under me, my fate is in your sword. In accordance with the approach of the Holy Grail, if you abide by this feeling, this reason, then answer", the wind starts to pick up despite that there's no way the wind could come into the basement from the outside. Bookshelves, desks and any other items start to rumble, blue electricity generates from the summoning circle and travels through the surroundings
"Here is my oath. I am the one who becomes all the good in the world of the dead, I am the one who lays out all the evil in the world of the dead. You, seven heavens clad in three words of power, arrive from the ring of deterrence, O keeper of the scale!", a burst of mana erupted from where she stood, filling the room with a dense amount of mana that takes in the form of a mystical fog. Rin coughs, before smiling to herself.
"I did it! I summoned the most powerful Servant!... huh?", Rin looks around to search for any Heroic Spirit that she has summoned but found nobody is with her. Before she could question herself any further, a crashing noise can be heard from the living room upstairs.
"Oh you must be kidding me-", she dashes up to her living room, just to find the door has been jammed. "Why now!?", with a little hesitation, she kicks down her beautifully decorated door, before entering.
"Ow ow, that was a rough summoning. Now I understand why Archer felt irritated when he was first summoned here", a little girl clad in red shrouds wearing black armor with white trims that can barely be called 'armor'. Rin is speechless, she had expected to summon a knight of some kind, not a little girl cosplaying as a Heroic Spirit. She looks at the clock before realizing that it was 1 hour early, so it's 1 am, not 2 am.
"Guh, I did it again, I messed up so badly. Why did you leave me with such difficult tasks father... so who are you", the pink-haired Servant sweatdropped at her master's sudden shift of behavior.
"Who else but your loyal Servant, Master~", the Servant replies in a sweet tone before standing up from her 'couch' and bows politely toward Rin. Rin folds her arms as she inspects her very own little Servant in front of her.
"At least you know your position, now may I ask what Class are you from", Rin ignores the tone that her Servant was giving and went straight to her next question.
"If you're looking for a Saber Class Servant, then unfortunately for you, I'm an Archer Class Servant", the servant giggles at the shock and despair facial expression on Rin's face.
"An Archer!? All of that mana for an Archer... ha... tell me what kind of Heroic Spirit are you?", Rin asks which makes Archer gives out a teasing smile.
"How rude of me, I should have introduced myself first shouldn't I? Emilya Von Einzbern, former Emiya Shirou, nice to meet you again, Rin-chan~", there was a delay in Rin's reaction before her eyes went wide, her expression is that of a goldfish.
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?", Emilya giggles before laughing out loud at Rin's reaction.

*Time Skip, School's Rooftop*

Using reinforcement, Rin jumps over the tall fence to escape from a certain man in blue latex suit wielding a cursed red spear. She starts falling but no fear is shown on her face, that's because she believes in a certain pink hair gender-bended Servant of hers.
"Emilya, take care of the landing!", Emilya clad in invisible aura jumps and grabs Rin in bridal style before landing onto the floor. 'Hea-heavy, did you gain some weight?', Rin blushes embarrassingly before smacking her Servant in the head.
"Rude! Don't ever mention a girl's weight!", Rin gets off from Emilya's arms before proceeding to run away.
"...I'm a girl too you know...", Emilya sighs before moving so fast that she manages to deflect the red spear from penetrating her Master with her traced weapon, though it immediately disappears afterward. Rin looks back as her Servant materializes into view, looking at Lancer with that same teasing smile that she had been giving her ever since she had summoned her. Lancer looks surprised, he knew that there was a Servant with the lady in a red sweater but he didn't expect the Servant to turn out to be a little girl.
"Well... isn't this a surprise, someone as young as you is a Heroic Spirit, to die young, life can be cruel. But don't think that I will go easy on you just because of that, if you are a Heroic Spirit, then you are capable in the battle category. Now, may I ask, what is your Class, that lady over there called you Emilya, but I never heard of such hero, unfortunately. With your structure, you are probably capable of holding a short sword, which will make you a Saber, or daggers and any other small sneaky weapons, but that won't be possible since Assassin is already been summoned. The only one available is Archer or Saber, you do look like you are capable of shooting out projectiles", Emilya smiles before she starts to chant the first verse of her aria before disappearing in a burst of wind, creating a small crater where she used to stand. Before Lancer could react on time, he was struck by something hard to the face that felt like plastic but dense as steel, which was followed up by a thrusting blow to his stomach that sent him away. That blow felt more like wood but once again, it was as dense as steel. He looks up painfully and can't help but be dumbfounded at the weapons she's wielding. A plastic dustpan and a wooden broomstick that was reinforced by Emilya's magecraft.
"I'm from neither Class! I'm a Cleaner Class and my job as a Servant is to clean trash like you little doggo!", Emilya declares proudly with a big smug looks on her face, even Rin looks speechless.
"What kind of Servant did I summoned...", Rin sighs as she felt a massive headache coming to ruin her day.

*Alternate Route*

"So you're an Archer eh? Go ahead, bring out your bow Archer, I'll wait. I'm all about a fair fight", Lancer slams his spear into the ground, not moving from his spot as he waits patiently for Emilya to pull out her bow. She still has her teasing smile plastered on her face.
"Sure~ Trace on!", two pitch-black bows appear into both of her hands, which brings out confused looks from both Lancer and Rin. But what happened next have broken their minds as if reality has been ripped apart from itself. Emilya turns the pitch-black bow in her right hand into an arrow. She proceeds to shoot them at Lancer, unfortunately for Lancer, he was too shocked to move out of the way, and so the arrow pierces his heart, killing him. But Emilya doubts even Lancer knows that he had already died while he's still frozen in shock.