Present's Past || Larry Stylinson AU ||

Past ~ part two ~

It has been two weeks since school reopened and from what I observed, Louis hasn't made any effort in making any friends despite getting asked a few times to hang out during lunch. He would always turn them down without fail. I find it quite weird though, to be honest. I mean, if you were a transfer and didn't know much about the school, you'd accept any request that were given to you, right? After all, a little help is better than no help at all.

So today as usual, Louis stayed in his seat when the bell rings, signalling break time is here while I made my way to the cafeteria alone. I only bought myself a cup of coffee to help keep me awake for the rest of the day as I wasn't feeling very hungry.

" Sup guys. " I greeted my group of friends when I reached our table and took a seat next to James, the most rebellious and naughty one out of all four of us.

" Why hello there, Prince Harry. What do I owe to such pleasant surprise? " Will, the smartest and the one who'd always defend me whenever James or Edward were to insult me, said with his famous strong posh English accent after he stood up and then bowed.

" Oh for fuck's sake Will, quit with that annoying act of yours or I'll literally rip your dick off your body. " James said and threw his fries at him, making me chuckle.

" Hey, stop that! " Will yelled, putting his hands on both sides of his hips and glared.

Edward, my other mate who is quite similar to James, joined in and started throwing his fries at Will, laughing hysterically. Will picked up the fries that has pooled around his feet and threw them back at the laughing hyenas. Usually I would defend him too but this was too funny and I couldn't help myself. I do feel bad though.

" You bastards! I could've eaten all these slimmed potatoes! " Will yelled.

No offense, but his aiming skills kinda sucks. That, or he doesn't have strong muscles. Most of them ended up landing on the table or under the table, barely hitting any of us, making the three of us laugh even harder.

Edward had to stop throwing to clutch his tummy because of the pain while banging his fists onto the table. I looked around and noticed a few people had started to watch and some even laughed along. Some serious people just shook their heads. My eyes drifted to the food counter and saw a very angry face storming towards us with its man-dy hands clenched into a fist. My eyes widened and I immediately stopped laughing. It was the MAN LUNCH LADY!

" Oi guys stop it! The man-dy is coming for us again! " I whispered as loudly as I could and turned behind. True enough, he-she's coming closer and closer. They stopped throwing and laughing and we picked up as much fries as we could before the man-dy reaches us.

" No no no no no no no no no. Now look what you guys done! If you dumdums had just listened to me this man lady wo- "

" What did you just call me??!! " man-dy roared, cutting Will off and glared at him with her manly hands on her hips. More like what Will did earlier, only thing it's much more manly than when he did it.

We stiffled a laugh and she shot her head towards us. Oops. " And what are you blockheads laughing at?! "

" At how distorted your face- I mean nothing. " James joked chuckling, and Edward bursts out laughing. My body starts vibrating from me trying not to laugh as I turned away with my mouth wide open, laughing very quietly.

" WHAT?!?! " she roared even louder. Edward couldn't stop laughing and it's making it harder for me to control myself. I sucked in a breath and I immediately regretted it. A noise that sounded like a laughing whale escaped from my mouth and I stopped laughing, earning death glares from the man-dy.

" We're really sorry ma'am. We'll clean all this mess- "

" Of course you will! I will chop your heads off with a butter knife if you blockheads don't! "

" Ok.. But that might take quite a while though. " James mumbled and Edward giggled. I smacked his dick because that's what he's really being right now. He opened his mouth to say something but I gave him a stern look and mouthed a ' shut up'. In return, he gave me a mocking face.

" He meant to say that we'll also help wash the... dishes? " I said, in hopes that she'll leave it at that, despite what had happened last time... I shudder every time at the thought of it.

She looked at me and smiles, showing her beautiful pair of teeth decorated with pretty black ornaments. Reference from Edward. He also said that when she ' smiles ', she looks like a perverted man trying to seduce a demon.

" My, Captain England is here to save us all! " Sometimes I really question her irony.

" No ma'am, we're really sorry. I promise you this will be the last time you'll see us cause trouble. "

She narrowed her beady eyes at us and gave in. " It better be. You blockheads have some dishwashing to do. I'll write a letter to your teachers if I have to! " she huffed and walked back to wherever she came from.

" Dishwashing? You serious man? " James argued.

" Well it's not like you were making it any better with your stupid jokes. " I argued back. I finished the rest of my coffee and placed it back on its coaster.

" Yeah James, you're the one who started it. " Will defended me and gave me a thumbs up. I shot him a guilty smile in return.

" I wouldn't have done it if you hadn't been so... Dickless. " he snickered along with Edward. He picked up another fry from the table to throw at Will but I snatched it from his fingers before he starts another food fight.

" Dude seriously stop it! " I yell. He could really be an arse at times. I threw the fry back onto its empty plate and started picking up the fries. I heard him huffed but started to pick the fries up anyways.

After we're done washing the dishes, we walked back to class. Our classes was all in the same hallway as we're all seniors. Each time we walked by a class, one of us would disappear from our group but not before muttering a ' see you later guys ' or just a simple ' bye' .

My class was at the end of the hallway so I just walked into class and hand the teacher my letter then sat down next to Louis.

I said a ' hello ' but as usual, he would just shoot me a small smile and goes back to whatever he was doing, not bothering to ask why I was two periods late for class.

I sighed and settled back into my seat and followed the rest of the lesson.

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HELLOOOO. Sorry it's short but I hadn't updated in like 2 days so I felt like I needed to update really badly. I'm sorryyyyyyyy. DX

But anyhooww, I'm sorry again if it's a bit boring but I'm just saving the best parts at the middle cause you know, why not *.*

Soo I hope you beautiful people enjoyed it and thanks for readingggg and I love you soo much. x

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