Prussia's fanfiction

GerIta

Germany walk up to Italy. Italy was happey to see Germany. Italy jump to Germany then they fall on floor.

"Wat te fuck, Italy. Get off."

"Whey?"

"Yeu step on me shoes."

Italy cries a river, makeing Germany shoes wet.

"Noe yeu pissed meh off arnd me shoes."

Germany tackle Italy and make out with him.

"Germany! Ohmycod! DJABFIWHKFAHBFSHHSDKHDIF"

Germany unbutton Italy shert, but then, The awesOME PRUSSIA KICK DOOR AND POINT AT ITALY.

"NEIN. ITALY LOVE ME MOAR."

Italy gasps,"HUH?"

Germany look at Italy,

"IS ZIS TRU?"

Spain kick door opan and France twerks on ze wall.

Spain look at Germany,

"HE RATHA HAVE SEX WITH ME, AMIGO."

France waz shock an look at Spain,

"NON. HE WANTZ ME."

England and America break forth wale and make out in font of eueryon. Eueryon gasp. Evan France.

"WHOT ARE YEU DOIN, AMERIKA. TAT IS MY BAE."

England hug America, Alfred shout back,

"WOT. DUDE. SOWWY. CANT HERE YOU , OVER TE SOUND OF ENGLAND KISSEN MEH DICK."

France shock and cries in corners, makin huge tsunami.

Eueryone waz wash on Japan's door.

Kiku waz make out with Gilbird. Prussia gasp.

"WOT ARE ZUE DOIN TO GILBIRD."

"WE WONT ME, NO YEU."

"GIVE MEH GILBIRD!"

PRUSSIA TURN SUPER SAIYAN AND PUNCH JAPAN IN FACE. JAPAN PULL BANKAI SWORD END SLASH ZHE SUPER SANDWICH PRUSSIA.

CANADA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ON EUERYONE AN ZHEY ALL WAZ HAPPE.

"ZHANKS CANADA."

"YO WELCOME, YO DICKBAGS, EH."

HE SLAP BEAR AN BEAR FLIE AWAE WITH RAINBOW.

ZHEN GERITA, FRUK, USUK, PRUCAN, AND JAPAN WITH GREECE HAD SEX.

ZHE FUCKING END.