Aphmau boyfriend scenarios and oneshots

Stupid things you guys do

You and Garroth:

#1

Garroth: walks in wearing duck suit

Y/n: "what the actual fuc-  Garroth where are you taking me?!"

Garroth: "To the park, duh"

At the park

Garroth: throwing bread at random people. "HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH?!"

#2

Today was a totally NORMAL day. And you had something totally NORMAL planned.

Y/n and Garroth: walking hand in hand at the mall

Y/n: points at stranger and yells
"Your one of them!" Starts running away and trips on purpose. Dramatically crawls out of store.

Garroth: "just to be clear I don't know her....."

You and Aaron:

#1

You and your boyfriend were staying at a hotel for vacation. Aaron went to grab some food so you went to plan a surprise.

Y/n: in the elevator sitting on spiny chair facing away from the door.

Aaron: casually walks in with food.

Y/n: dramatically spins around. "We've been waiting for you." Pets stuffed animal.

Aaron: looks up "why me Irene?"

#2

Aaron: walks up to Y/n

Y/n: "hey babe what's up?"

Aaron: looks her dead in the eye and hands her a potato. "With great power, comes great responsibility." Walks away.

Y/n: ".........." face palms.

You and Laurence:

#1

Laurence introduced you to his annoying younger cousin. And you being the sweet girlfriend you are decided to have a little fun...

Cousin: "Laur I need to go pee!"

Laurence: "ok ok just don't shout please!"

Cousin: laughs and walks away.

Y/n: "I'll be back, I kinda need to go to"

Laurence: "alright love. Don't do anything stupid" he glares

Y/n: smirks and walks off to bathroom. Goes in stall next to his younger cousin and slips in paper saying 'there on to us. We need to go.'

Cousin: screams and runs out

Y/n: giggles walking out

Laurence: "it was you wasn't it?"

Y/n: "yep"

#2

Laurence: "you know I think I have a nice butt."

Y/n: "and why's that?"

Laurence: "well whenever I walk away from a conversation I always here them say 'what an ass'."

Y/n: "Laur you know they meant that your an asshole right?"

Laurence: ".........."

You and Travis:

#1

New Years night....

Travis: "hey angel want pizza?"

Y/n: "yeah sure! What time is it?"

Travis: looks at phone. "11:55"
Calls pizza guy.

20 minutes later.....

Pizza man: knocks on door

Travis: looks at phone and sees it's 12:15. Opens door.

Pizza guy: "here's your pizza"

Travis: "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? I ORDERED THIS A YEAR AGO!"

Y/n: pays and grabs pizza. "Why am I in love with you?"

#2

Y/n: "Ugh Trav I totally failed my health and safety class today!"

Travis: "how did you do that?"

Y/n: "well one of the questions was *in the event of a fire, what steps would you take*"

Travis: "And....?"

Y/n: "and apparently *freaking large ones* were wrong!"

You and Gene:

#1

Gene: "I heard you like bad boys?"

Y/n: "um yeah that's kinda why I'm dating you"

Gene: "well not trying to impress but when Disney channel asked me to go on their website with my parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

#2

Y/n: "would I get in trouble for doing something I didn't do?"

Gene: "Of course not"

Y/n: "good cause I didn't do the dishes"