Aziraphale: this is a nice book. I like books :3
Crowley: lemme smash, please
Aziraphale: No Crowley, go find Hastur
Crowley: you want sum fuk?
Aziraphale: no Crowley..I don't want sum fuk
Crowley: I got you blue...! Hey girl~ you want sum tail *flicks snakes tail*
Aziraphale: Ugh. Crowley your tail is small...
Crowley: wut? Swiggty swooty? You want yellow? ... he doesn't want yellow... -looks at books- blue and yellow! No...
Aziraphale: Crowley I'm leaving... -walks out-
Crowley: Wut? No wait lemme smash! What has my life come to? Aziraphale thought my tail was big, aziraphale used to lemme smash... aziraphale is smashing Gabriel... and Gabriel is a hoe...
Crowley: fuk this book shop! Fuk Gabriel! I need you aziraphale! Aziraphale lemme smash! Ima get that bitch a book.. bitches love books! Wrong book, book, book, book. Need book, got book, aziraphale lemme smash! -goes after aziraphale-
