Wings of Fire ~Pain~: Darkyeeter

Chapter One - Part ((2x2)+1)/5

~Fathowom~

FathOwOm never thought of himself as s p e c i l , or some shit. You know, bland 'n boring, normal. Like a character that was about to undergo the cliche of finding out he's a protagonist of the story through some weird fucking mysterious event like a falcon throwing an invitation to a magical school at him.

He, along with 8 other fellow Land'ntWing dragonets who had recently turned 2, found themselves on some beach. Who sends a fuckin children to possibly get sunburned on a dry beach pummeled by the sun as they wait for someone to arrive, goddamnit? Some seagull landed upon the beach and stared up at the lined-up dragonets, wondering what the fuck was going on. "Hey bitch, eat that seagull!" FathUwOm turned to see #4b0082 trying to derail him from the wait. Of course, he wanted to, but apparently this goddamn dragon thinks that the queen would notice a single bird had died around the time that she had ordered some kids to go burn as they waited. Oh yeah, that question from earlier. Who would make these kids wait? Fuckin' Queen Goon, inventor of the Goon Suit and the ruler of the Land'ntWing kingdom. 

Queen Goon emerged outta nowhere, causing #4b0082 to instantly shut up with her weird dares and chitchat. Queen Goon took position in front of the line and began to speak. "I hope you're all taking this test seriously," she remarked as she gave Fathówòm and #4b0082 a stink eye. The scrutinization of kids not being statues quickly came to pass however, as FathOwOm heard a splishy and a splashy as some fuckin whiteish blue dragoon stepped out of the waves. There he was, Birdman. Sure, he had strangely colored scales that made him somewhat resemble a certain bird, which would have made more sense in an alternate universe with different names, but he had plot up his sleeves. He was second in power to the queen. Why? Well, he's the protagonist's grandfather.. and he had animus magic, something that t o t a l l y no other dragon on Peereeuh had. This bitch was in the same hatching as Queen Goon, probably making FathUwUm a pretty close relative to the queen, but he didn't resemble Goon that much- he had a larger body, and even larger wings- with black eyes. This bitch looks so much like an albatross that Fathowom would bet you that he's named Albatross in an alternate universe. Birdwoman'nt turned to Goon. "This is pointless, why the fuck should we test them for animus? No goddamn dragoon in this kingdom has ever shown signs of animus, aside from myself, and if they did have animus, they woulda fuckin found out by now. Kids always fuckin telling shit to do stuff it can't," he ranted. "Well if we had fuckin' another one, we would be unstoppable, goddamnit! and we could probably use overpowered dragons, the PrecipitationWings in the jungle need to be fucking nerfed, and they've been acting up."

Man'ntAvian gave Queen Goon a skeptic stare. "I can literally fucking alter reality by telling that rock to invert gravity, or create another fucking animus with no less than a thought. Is this really fucking necessary?" Goon hissed and curled her claws into the sand, yelling at BirdDragoon. "Goddammit, we have an entire series of a story to start, we're in the fucking bonus prequel. Now shut up and start the goddamn test!" Bird sighed and turned to the line of dragonets. Finally, it's time to get this shit over with. "Some of you may have heard of animus, some overpowered trait that you're either hatched with or you're fucking not, and you probably ain't born with it, now let's get this shit over with, I want a sandwich. Tell this coconut to fuckin yeet me into the water, I don't care." With a boring speech finished and a flick of AvianDragoon's tail, a random coconut poofed into existance in front of each of the 8 dragonets. A few seconds pass as Pearl, #4b0082, and a few others try and fail to magically yeet their coconut. #4b0082 rolled her eyes and turned to FathUwUm. "This is fuckin' boring, nothing is happening. I agree with that bird guy for once, can you just do the thing so we can be done? I wanna go home," she spat as Fath-w-m picked up his coconut, feeling real fuckin silly. Fathówòm leaned toward his coconut. "Can you uh, go commit die?" Nothin, goddamnit. #4b0082 sighed and yelled. "Yell at it, command it! Come oooooon!" FathOwOm followed with #4b0082's command- he too wanted to go home, he was fuckin' burning. He awkwardly yelled at the fruit. "Yeet my goddamn grandfather into the H2O, already!" A whip crack lifted from the Arceus-forsaken lands of Porkbelly was heard across the small island as the coconut threw itself from FathOwOm's talons, colliding with Avianman smack in the chest, dealing 69 damage and yeeting him into the sea, and ending with an audible UuHhH as Bird splashed into the sea. The entire line of dragonets literally and physically OwO as Bird pulls himself out of the water. And chuckled at FathOwOm.

"Well, this really be a bruh moment. You've got animus magic just like me. And that is w a c k . Who are you, the goddamn protagonist?"