Wings of Fire ~Pain~: Darkyeeter

Chapter 2

~Darkyeeter~

Apparently it takes 3 fucking chapters counting the prologue to start talking about the character the book is fucking named after, and it starts with a sudden jump backward in time. Don't ask me, I don't fucking know. Dumb stupid illegal fourth wall break aside, Darkyeeter's earliest memory was the voices that came from outside the darkness of his egg, having fuckin' scientifically impossible memories of events before he was hatched. 

"Ya s  UR  E it's tonight?"

"Of course I do, all 3 of the MooMs are full, just like Footseer predicted!.. H e C c , there hasn't been a triple-MooMborn dragonet in centuries, shouldn't that be significant enough for a seer to have a vision?"

"B I T C H , I've never gotten very much P R O O F that NiggaWings can see into the future, I've never been around to witness these supposedly prophecised ev- what the F U C K are you doing?"

The world turned, and dim light shone in through the eggshell, calling to him. Bitch, if you don't get outta that goddamn egg, I'll whoop yo ass with this flip-flop! 

The t r i g g e r e d voice spoke up. "Why are you f U C K I N g moving them, ours have to hatch in the snow!" The calm voice, with Darkyeeter identified as his mother, responded: "NiggaWings have to hatch in the MooMlight, this is completely fuckin' safe." After another small jolt, the good'nt voice continued. "Why did that one fuckin' change, is this normal? Bitch, if you did something to it, I'll make you go commit have bad time." "They're supposed to fuckin' do that, NiggaWing eggs turn silver under the light of the MooMs!," his dad'nt replied. The b a d voice kept going. "Then there's probably something wrong with the goddamn black one! This is a terrible tradition, what if they fuckin' fall off this cliff, what the hell is w R O N G with you!" What must have been a contrast filter flashed through Darkyeeter's head as his mother turned and snapped back. "B I T C H , N O T H I N G is W R O N G with M Y C H I L D R E N ! And if you're so a n n O Y E D by our traditions, then I am S O R R Y for polluting your eggs with my peasant NiggaWing blood!"

Darkyeeter winced as a vision flashed through his smol head, of blood and n o g o o d . This eggshell's gotta fuckin' die or something bad is gonna happen. He pushed against the walls that kept him asleep inside, calling out to the quiet heartbeat he sensed so close by. Wake up! Wake up inside! Save yourself, you have to f i t e ! Nothing. Eventually, the shell finally begun to commit oof, and Darkyeeter's parents looked over in OwO. "He's coming, look!," dad'nt exclaimed.

Darkyeeter continued to push as the adult's conversation faded from focus, as the light continued to threaten him, to threaten him with flip-flop instead of p o w a if he didn't come out. The shell around him finally yeeted from construction, and Darkyeeter's eyes were graced by the sight of a deep valley right before him, filled with foliage and caves illuminated by the abnormal amount of MooMs, all full to bursting. He turned around, and laid eyes upon the pair of dragoons that made the sinful act of creating eggs: a female with dark scales, and a male with white-blue scales. m A and P a. The black felt lovable just by looking at her, but the white, the white endlessly radiated n o g o o d and anger.

m A reached town and lifted the newly hatched b o i and lifted him gently with her talons. "Darkyeeter.. Hewwo, darling," She UwU'd. Immediately, the white dragoon jumped back into arguing, drawing out this chapter please help me I wanna go home. "What kinda fucking name is T H A T ! That makes him sound like some fuckin' beast that lurks in the dark, waiting for the chance to yeet your soul!" "Not like that, like one who yeets away the dark," m A responded calmly, with only a hint of anger. "I say you change it, in the LackOfThermalEnergyWing kingdom, the parent with the higher rank chooses the name," P a bit back. m A sighed. "Well, the mother chooses the name in the NiggaWing kingdom, now shut up." "Then fine, you can have your s p o o k i kid. With how little of me he has in hmoois appearance, I'm 90% sure you fucking cheated on me. I say I name the other if it hatches," P a yelled. m A sighed and rolled her eyes, and Darkyeeter turned his eyes to the egg that had not yet hatched. He could yeet them out of that egg, accelerated their growth, lived side by side with his sibling as the strongest dragoons around, but then looked back up at the MooMs, making the final decision to not do it. Sorry little brother'nt, this is m y goddamn m A . M Y goddamn MooMs.

This is my world now, god fucking damnit.