THE NEXT CODDAM DAY CUZ IM LAZY AF!!
Riders P.O.V
I wake up and get some stuff on, I pull out my squid phone and saw I got a text from (y/n).
1 new message.
Hey Rider! You were acting strange last night! Are you okay?!
Yes I'm fine.
You were starring at Milk!
Yah... so?
You made me jealous 😒😒
She's hot!
Normally I would say something funny right about now but I can't think of anything.
Pickup line war?
Nah I'm good...
O-oh
I never knew you did a text message studder before!
Shut up!
Fine.
Sorry (y/n)... I don't want you to turn into me!
I'm not!
Yah you are! I'm concerned! I think it's me, you're just spending time with me so you are developing my personality!
Are you saying you don't want to see me anymore?!
No it's not that!
YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MILK ENSTED!
NO ITS NOT THAT!
What is it than?!
FEELINGS!
You have those?!
Ouch.
MAY THE INSULT WAR COMMENCE 😝
I was just about to say.
And I was just about to listen until I realized how dull and boring your voice is.
Well at least I'm not hiding from mine! You introvert son of a barnacle!
At least I CAN insult!
Hey I can insult!
Your voice is an insult.
Your face is an insult.
Your kinda cute when your not a monster.
You wanna see a monster? Look in the mirror.
I never knew you were at my house!
YOU ARE READING
Opposites attract. (Rider x happy fun reader)
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