Experiment [YOONMIN]

Part Two - f ck, i m lonely

"This is worse than the time I got stung by a jellyfish and then threw up underwater," Yoongi stated as he scrunched his nose up in disgust.

Namjoon and Hoseok paused their makeout session to glare at the boy. Yoongi only raised both brows expectantly. The couple sighed and returned to eating their lunch.

Jimin scoffed, "You're just lonely," and then stuffed his face with his rice.

"Shut up, pig," Yoongi grunted as he whacked Jimin upside the head.

Jimin momentarily choked on his rice and then stomped on Yoongi's foot in revenge. The older howled in pain and hunched over to the point where his head was just laying on the table. Namjoon and Hoseok just watched the whole ordeal in silence.

"Gee, I love our friends," Hoseok commented dryly.

Namjoon responded sarcastically, "Me too."

"Hey!" Both smaller males shouted in unison, a little bit of rice flying from Jimin's mouth. The couple flinched in disgust. Yoongi laughed and high-fived Jimin underneath the table.

"You guys are truly atrocious," Namjoon said with a sour expression.

Jimin raised his brows and turned to look at Yoongi, "He said atrocious, hyung. He's using big words now."

Yoongi snickered, "Oh no. We've really done it now. Mr. Kim is using big words."

"I actually hate you guys," Namjoon grumbled. Hoseok chuckled softly and gave his boyfriend a peck on the cheek in order to relax him.

Hoseok, the everlasting angel and peacekeeper of the group, decided to change the topic, "So, you lonely fucks, any progress on a relationship?" Okay, so he might not be the kindest angel, but he's an angel nonetheless.

Yoongi scowled, "I don't need no mans in my life to keep me happy."

Hoseok rolled his eyes and looked expectantly at Jimin, "I'm gonna ignore the kitten throwing his usual hissy fit. What about you, whiny pupper?"

Jimin shrugged, trying to play off the tint of pink on the apples of his cheeks, "Not really."

Hoseok smirked and nudged Namjoon, "Look at that, our child finally has someone in his love life."

Namjoon smiled at his boyfriend and friends, "About time. Now we just have to wait on the single grandpa-"

"I will not hesitate to somehow murder you with this cherry tomato," Yoongi threatened as he cut Namjoon off.

Jimin decided it was his time to speak up, "You guys are overreacting. It's nothing important. I'm just... talking to someone on the down-low."

"Um, of course, it's important," Yoongi chuckled. "You never talk to people, so..."

Jimin faked a laugh loudly and then tugged Yoongi's ear roughly with each word, "Just- like- my- best- mate!"

Yoongi howled in pain and shoved Jimin away, "Go suck a toe."

Jimin huffed and slapped Yoongi's arm. Namjoon and Hoseok merely sighed. There they went again.

Namjoon broke in before one of them ended up bleeding, "So, Jimin, who's the special someone?"

Jimin flushed further as Yoongi snickered. The older placed a hand to cover his grinning lips as Jimin sent him a warning glare. This only made the couple more curious. They watched as Yoongi continued to giggle and Jimin continued to burn him alive with his gaze alone.

Hoseok exhaled, "You guys suck. Just tell us who it is already!"

Jimin shook his head, sending a couple of strands of hair to accidentally cover his eyes, "It's no one."

The couple blinked at Jimin silently and then turned to the other, "Yoongi?"

"It's one of your brothers-"

"Hyung!" Jimin screeched and smacked the older.

Hoseok burst into a fit of giggles as Namjoon cringed.

"My brother? That's gross," Namjoon gagged. He paused and then continued with much less disgust. "So, which one?"

"Unbelievable," Jimin said and stood up from the lunch table they were all seated at. He gave each friend a hard look- although the growing blush on his face softened the blow majorly- and flipped them all off before grabbing his rice and bag. He started walking off soon afterward.

The three friends laughed fondly at the youngest. They all sighed and then looked at each other. Yoongi silently nodded and stood up with his stuff in hand, already on his way to chase after his best friend. The couple watched him go in amusement.

"Do you think Jimin and your brother will work out?" Hoseok asked after some time.

Namjoon shrugged and tightened his hold on his boyfriend's hand, "Maybe, but both of them can be irritating. I just hope Jimin doesn't get too invested. Those two aren't the most stable partners in a relationship. I can't remember the last time either of them was in one."

Hoseok hummed in acceptance of Namjoon's response, "We'll just have to watch over him."

Namjoon chuckled, "That's if Yoongi doesn't do the job before we even get a chance."

Meanwhile, in the hallway outside of the cafeteria, Yoongi tackled Jimin into a bear hug.

"Cheer up, buttercup!" Yoongi sang, horribly, into the younger's ear.

Jimin groaned and pushed him off, "Ugh, you're annoying."

The older grinned crookedly and threw his arm over the other's shoulder, "That's my job as your designated best friend. Well, that and being the best wingman to ever exist."

The younger physically couldn't stop his eyes from rolling at Yoongi's statement, "Isn't a wingman supposed to get a lot of action, though?"

"You know what?" Yoongi said as he stopped walking in the middle of the hallway. "Fuck you and your small penis."

Jimin smirked and winked, "Bold of you to assume it's small."

The two chuckled at each other's antics and walked to class together after that.

Aha so I really like this story but it might be a while before the next update for two reasons.

One, I started school this week and I'm a senior plus all my classes are advanced so rip me 🙃🔫

Two, my dominant hand is in a cast so writing and typing is pretty hard

But I love you all and hope to update as soon as I can!