"Hyung," Jimin cringed as Yoongi continued to cry laugh on the floor, "what the actual fuck?"
It took the older a few seconds of wheezing to be able to respond in short whispers, "I- feel- fucking- high!"
And trust me, he looked it. But Jimin knew his best friend well by now, considering they had been best friends for five years, and brushed it off. Yoongi feeling high while being anything but was almost an everyday experience.
Jimin rolled his eyes, "Yoongi-hyung, just because you feel high doesn't justify why you legitimately just gave the picture of Chris Evans on my laptop a lap dance."
Yoongi sat up at Jimin's comment with a crooked grin, "I don't think giving Chris Evans a lap dance needs any sort of justification."
"It does when it's a picture," Jimin squinted his eyes at Yoongi. The older merely shrugged with a smirk tugging at his lips. Jimin groaned and let his body drop back onto his mattress. "Lord, why does my best friend have to be such a hoe?"
"Hey!" Yoongi exclaimed as he joined Jimin next to him.
Jimin giggled and rolled onto his side to be able to talk to his friend easier. Yoongi did the same before he wiggled his brows knowingly.
"Ugh, I hate you!" Jimin shouted as he shoved Yoongi's face with his hand. The older let out a small 'oof' as he fell back once again.
Before either of the two crackheads could say anything, Jimin's phone dinged and caught both of their attention. The two boys looked at each other for a second before they flung themselves at the cellular device. It was always a fight of dominance in their friendship when it came to checking notifications. What could one say besides they have no limits?
Yoongi won in the end. He let out a triumphant 'yipee' as he unlocked Jimin's phone with his fingerprint. (Yeah, they're that close.)
"Oh my god! You're still talking to one of the Kim brothers?" Yoongi exclaimed, eyes alight with excitement.
The Kim brothers consisted of Seokjin, Namjoon, and Taehyung. They were the most attractive males in their high school and also the most popular- each for a different reason. Namjoon was top in the class. He was pretty much valedictorian without anyone even pointing fingers. Seokjin was a lead swimmer on the school swim team. He had helped their school win countless competitions with his skill. Taehyung was probably the most creative human being to ever step foot inside their school. He was an artist, actor, and filmmaker. All of the boys reeked with talent, and their fair looks only took them further in life.
And somehow- Yoongi claimed it was a true miracle by God- Jimin got the youngest Kim's number. He and Jimin had math class together, which is where they got to know each other a bit before exchanging phone numbers.
After a couple of weeks of chatting with Taehyung, Jimin couldn't deny that he felt a little spark between the two. He was happy, yes, but there was no way he was as excited as Yoongi. The boy really took support to another level.
"Give me my phone!" Jimin screeched as he tried to tackle Yoongi.
The older laughed as he dodged the younger and read the text message teasingly, "Hey Jimin, are you busy this weekend? What should we say? Of course, you're free; you have no life!"
"Yoongi!" Jimin hissed. The older grinned and kicked the younger away while typing away. Jimin whined and rubbed the spot where he was injured then crawled on top of Yoongi aggressively. Yoongi wasn't going to let him win so easily, so he rolled them around. He was howling with laughter as Jimin struggled to reach for the cellphone.
Once he had hit send, Yoongi tossed Jimin his phone and cackled evilly. Jimin huffed, exasperated, and checked what Yoongi had sent.
TaeTae:
hey jimin u free this weekend?ChimChim:
normally I would say no but for u I will always say yes"Really, Yoongi! For you, I'll always say yes. What type of k-drama do you think we live in?" Jimin questioned as he whacked his friend harshly.
Yoongi just smiled, used to Jimin's abuse. I mean, are you really best friends if you don't beat the living shit out of each other occasionally?
"I actually hate your guts," Jimin scowled as he shut off his phone.
Yoongi blew him a kiss, "Hate you too, boo."
The two friends stared at each other before bursting into fits of giggles. This continued until Jimin's phone dinged again. Before Yoongi could launch himself at Jimin, the younger unlocked his phone and gasped.
TaeTae:
Lol ok let's meet at the park"What'd he say?" Yoongi squealed and tried to rip the electronic out of Jimin's hands, but the younger didn't let him. This caused the older to whine, "Let me see."
TaeTae:
Lol ok let's meet at the parkChimChim:
Kay!Yoongi finally stole the phone away from his friend. Jimin let out a small 'hey!' but didn't even make a move to try and get his phone back. He knew he wasn't getting it back until Yoongi was done with his investigation anyways.
"You really suck at flirting," Yoongi commented.
Jimin scoffed, "As if you're any better."
Yoongi frowned and furrowed his brows, "I can flirt! If I wanted to, I would be in a serious relationship right now getting plenty of action."
"Suuuure," Jimin sang. "It's totally not like you're still hung up on the fact that Hoseok and Namjoon are still going strong."
"I'm not!" Yoongi pouted. Jimin gave him a knowing look. "... stop it."
Jimin laughed at his friend and jumped on him. He hugged him tightly, cooing in his ear, "Don't worry, hyungie, you'll always have me!"
"Ew, gross! Get off of me!" Yoongi shouted as Jimin landed a big fat smooch on his cheek. Jimin was pushed onto the floor in a matter of seconds.
Jimin chortled as Yoongi crossed his arms over his chest. He looked like a five-year-old throwing a fit.
"Hyuuung," Jimin nudged Yoongi with his foot after a couple of minutes of silence.
Yoongi growled, "What?"
"Movie?" Jimin offered as he grabbed his laptop. Yoongi peered over curiously. "We can watch Winter Soldier, but no more lap dances."
And who was Yoongi to deny looking at Chris Evans for over an hour?
Yoongi pounced like a cat catching its prey as he nodded vigorously. Jimin laughed and told Yoongi to pull the movie up on Amazon as he went to make some popcorn.
Hey guys, welcome to my new yoonmin fic! I hope you like it! I honestly had another yoonmin story in my drafts, but I wasn't ready to bring it to life, so I hope this brand new one does justice!
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Experiment [YOONMIN]
Fanfictionwhen two friends decide to kiss as an experiment awkward quirky yoonmin galore ^-^