Bad Blood| BNHA

Hope

"-is the first step on the road to disappointment." -Librarian, Warhammer 40K

"Oh, [Name]! It's been some time since you last visited us, I'm so glad Izuku brought you over." Inko Midoriya smiled, ruffling the teen's [h/c] hair fondly. "Come, I'm almost done with making dinner, make yourself at home."

[Name] smiled bashfully, his eyes twinkling in happiness at seeing the only adult in the world whom he considered a parent figure. Though, he was a little more than hesitant and embarrassed on staying too long for dinner.

"No, no, Ms. Inko. I'm just here to spend some time with a friend and see the best mom in the world. I don't want to intrude." he replied politely, his hands behind his back out of a nervous habit when talking to adults he holds great respect for, a small grin making it's way on his [s/c] face.

"[Name], you," the adult giggled, a hand coming over her mouth to hide the small fluster as the other waved him off. "Stay. We don't mind, you're Izuku's friend after all."

"Yeah, stay over for dinner, [Name]. I know you love mom's cooking." Izuku chimed in, his smile holding a bit of teasing edge to it. "Besides, you're always hungry anyway, it's a win-win."

[Name] glared playfully at Izuku, jabbing him in the ribs gently with his elbow. "The way you put it makes it sound as if I only come here for Ms. Inko's cooking."

"But I'm not," the green teenager grinned happily, grabbing [Name] by his wrist. "Come on, let's go to my room. The show's about to start! O-oh and mom- can you bring us snacks if there are any, please?"

"Of course, Izu. You two go and have fun, but don't forget about homework okay?"

"I know, I know, just don't mention it too much- you'll ruin [Name]'s mood." Izuku joked upon noticing his friend's rather disgruntled expression at the mentioning of homework, a small laugh escaping him as [Name] averted his gaze and ended up being the one to drag Izuku into his own room.

"Midnight's quirk is all nice and dandy, but uh... gas masks. I haven't seen her affect someone who was holding their breath, but most people forget not to breathe for a few moments, without the fear of losing some brain cells or because of the lack of brain cells altogether, to dodge her kinky quirk and her sexually harassing, 'hoey', persona." [Name] spoke lightheartedly, nibbling at his thumb's nail as he spoke of one of his least favorite heroes.

Izuku could only listen in excitement, embarrassment, awe and bemusement altogether... [Name] certainly had his way of commenting about one's bad sides.

"I wonder how gas much it'd take for someone to pass out, though. But I'm pretty sure just a small inhale is enough, from what I've seen on YouTube and TV." Izuku added, earning an approving look from [Name] as the latter's eyebrows furrowed deeper in thought.

Then the [h/c] teen smiled.

"You forget that she's a Rated M for mature, 18+ only, skintight suit and Whorey the Seducer of a hero," [Name] began in a low, almost villainous tone. Izuku thought about making him stop with that tone and the way he spoke about some heroes, but it was usually worth enduring his weird friend's antics... most of the time.

"And...?"

"Since you don't watch any porn--"

"HAH?!--" Izuku jumped, a dark blush coating his face at the bold statement... not that it wasn't wrong, it's just...

Was it that obvious?

"-- because you're too nice and innocent to even think of anything kink-worthy--"