catfish (Levi x Reader)

8. idiot

Friday June 29th

Y/N
It's just you for dinner
I'm going to eat out xo
Read 12:32

baby goose
With who??
Read 12:32

Y/N
Jean just went
through a breakup
Read 12:32

Y/N
I want to come home but
he looks really sad
Read 12:33

Y/N
So! I invited him out to eat
just to get his mind off it
Read 12:33

baby goose
Whatever it's fine I guess
Read 12:33

Y/N
Don't u dare sulk
I eat with you every other
night :/
Read 12:34

baby goose
Yeah see you later then
Read 12:34

Y/N
Thank you for
understanding ! love you
lots xoxo
Read 12:35

---- NEW MESSAGES ----

baby goose
Do you need me to pick you up?
Read 7:25

Y/N
Oh sorry I didn't see this
:/
Read 7:46

Y/N
It's cool Jean is going
to drive me home
Read 7:46

baby goose
...
Read 7:48

baby goose
I'll pick you up
Read 7:49

baby goose
Text me the address of the
restaurant
Read 7:49

baby goose
Y/N ?
Read 7:50

baby goose
If you're dead- good riddance
Read 7:50

baby goose
Reply
Read 7:51

Y/N
):<
Read 7:52

Y/N
You should just go to sleep!
Read 7:52

Y/N
I might be here for a little bit
Read 7:53

baby goose
You said you would
be home early
Read 7:53

Y/N
No I didnt
Read 7:54

Y/N
Come on stop sulking
Read 7:59

Y/N
Jean is fun but I'm not
Interested
Read 7:59

baby goose
What if he is?
Read 8:00

Y/N
Seriously Levi???
Read 8:00

Y/N
He just got dumped
n i don't think he's looking
Read 8:01

Y/N
Stop worrying I'll
be home in an hour <3
Read 8:01

baby goose
Text me when you leave
Read 8:02

Y/N
Mhmm goodnight
Read 8:03

---- NEW MESSAGES ----

baby goose
It's been an hour you should hurry up
Read 9:03

baby goose
I'm getting rid of your cat
Read 9:03

baby goose
You're a liar
Read 9:03

baby goose
Y/N you shouldn't be
hanging out alone with
people like Jean
Read 9:04

baby goose
It's dangerous
Read 9:04

baby goose
Hurry up and respond
Read 9:05

baby goose
I don't even care what time you
get back
Read 9:05

baby goose
Just tell me how you're doing
Read 9:06

baby goose
Or I guess I'll check the news
Read 9:06

Y/N
Whoa you texted a
lot slow down
Read 9:07

baby goose
Are you almost home?
Read 9:09

Y/N
Yeah I'm on my way now
Read 9:09

Y/N
Why did u miss me??
Read 9:09

Y/N
IT SOUNDS LIKE U MISSED ME
A LOTTOOTTO
Read 9:10

Y/N
and what's that abt Jean being
Dangerous
Read 9:10

Y/N
is it bc hes a... *GASP*
bOy
Read 9:11

baby goose
Shut up
Read 9:11

Y/N
well levi I have some bad news
Read 9:12

Y/N
You're.... A...... boy
Read 9:12

baby goose
It's different
Read 9:13

Y/N
itS DIFFeRenT
Read 9:13

Y/N
Oh pardon me you're
a 'man'
Read 9:14

Y/N
Ok butt the checking
the news thing <3
Read 9:14

Y/N
angel (:
Read 9:15

Y/N
you're such a cutie
Read 9:15

Y/N
I love you so much
Read 9:16

Y/N
and i would never ever
leave you
Read 9:16

Y/N
So stop being so jealous
Read 9:17

Y/N
(:
Read 9:17

baby goose
Ok
Read 9:19

baby goose
You can come home now
Read 9:20

baby goose
Idiot
Read 9:20

Y/N
You're the idiot but
whatever
Read 9:21

___________________
I was reading this and I was genuinely pissed at y/n n then she started mocking him and I laughed rlly loudly. In summary I'm dumb

ALSO!!! U know how authors will call their readers things??? I think it's cute and y'all are cute so I'm calling you angels from now on. not that I didn't do this already lol

FINAL RHINGS (I haven't talked to ppl today n I'm feeling talkative sorry)!!!! other authors do u like... hardcore project ur friends n ppl u know onto characters?? or am I just crazy 🤡

- AIAIAIIA