catfish (Levi x Reader)

holidaze

Wednesday, December 25th

Y/N
Watching your mom and uncle
banter makes me want siblings ):
Read 6:13

santa bb
What about them beating
each other up is so appealing to you?
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Y/N
It just looks fun ):
Read 6:14

Y/N
maybe i have only child disease but
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Y/N
DOESNT THAT LOOK FUN???
Read 6:14

santa bb
Ok counter argument
Read 6:15

santa bb
Less presents
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santa bb
What do you think about it now?
Read 6:15

Y/N
oh no
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Y/N
you're right
Read 6:16

Y/N
no siblings for me ):<
Read 6:17

Y/N
siblings ???? whats that???
eye *puke*
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santa bb
Gross
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Y/N
your mom looks suspicious
Read 6:18

Y/N
you think shes caught on to
the fact that we've been playing
roblox the entire dinner??
Read 6:18

santa bb
No way
Read 6:19

santa bb
She's too much of an airhead
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Y/N
?????
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Y/N
I THOUGHT I WAS THEY ONLY
AIRHEAD IN YOUR LIFE
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santa bb
One of two
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Y/N
Fine at least I'm #one <3
Read 6:21

santa bb
I have some news
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Y/N
YOU'RE PREGNANT??
Read 6:23

Y/N
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
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santa bb
What?
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santa bb
No
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santa bb
You're not #one
Read 6:25

santa bb
You're #2
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Y/N
YOU CANNOT TELL THIS TO ME
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Y/N
OVER THIS VERY SEXY HOLIDAY
FEAST
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Y/N
I FEEL REVOLTED
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Y/N
HOW CAN I EAT THIS
DELICIOUS FOOD
MADE BY #one
KNOWING THAT IM #2
Read 6:28

Y/N
I AM BEYOND HURT
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santa bb
Did you push me out of the womb?
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