Time to have an aneurysm (Spam)

more tagging sjit

1.) the lovely cutie who tagged me is XxZaira-Has-SoulxX

2.) It happened while I was at school five hours ago

3.1) I'm better than all of you at Mario Kart DS. No one can beat me, man, woman, nb, child, I don't give a s h i t who you are, you aren't better than me lmao,

3.2) I have a Roblox account lmao, it's GodCena_4, if you want to follow me

3.3) I do have a Roblox gf, but if you wanna be my Roblox side hoe, hit me up, he doesn't have to know... ;)

3.4) yes I do listen to mainly grunge and emo music and shit, but I also really enjoy listening to French Pop Music. I dunno why, it's just kinda good.

3.5) many of you may know by know that I do intact play clarinet, but I've recently picked up saxophone for jazz band.

3.6) I play a lot of Minecraft, I enjoy playing it with family, friends, enemies, and ethots alike.

3.7) my favourite colour is yellow. not to be that know it all fucking freshman, but people have told me so many times that black is a shade not a colour, so black is my favourite shade, yellow is my favourite colour. (no whiz khalifa reference pls)

3.8) I'm picking acoustic. I'm pretty bad at it currently, but I'm hoping to get good.

3.9) bro I'm 4'10', what my friends and I like to call short Frank syndrome. I was diagnosed at an early age, the only thing to relieve my crippling pain caused by it is wearing platform boots.

3.10) just found out there's no clarinet solo in this year's marching show and I'm p i s s e s (lmao jk I'm butt)

4.) I'm so sorry
1-Guiltlessxx
2-brendonuriesman
3-Alien-Dun-
4-pastelxvampire
5-_dxmons
6-frankierosinnerthigh
7-JacketSlutz
8-HoeForSatan (😘)
9-mia_meows
10-leloserettte
11-morrisse-y
12-Blastagunner69
13-chicagoish
14-astridiero
15-Whatsername-therebel
16--ur_mom- (no u)
17-_lonelymoonlight_ (*cries*)
18-ultimate_space_boy
19-doing_alright_
20-0itgetsworse0
2

1-repressedyeemooo
22-SiriuslyRyden
23-urielektric
24-NicaSaphir
25-SpencerSmithJr
26-seeyourWAYout
27-wheniwasayoungpotato
28-XxGeeIsAGodxX

5.) I'm gonna tell more than one.

-What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

-What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.

-What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

A long one:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spainard, and a German man are out in the town, and they stumble across a street performer, with a large crowd crowded around him. They stop to watch him behind all the people. The street performer notices the four men are having a hard time seeing him, so he gets up onto to box to continue his performance, and calls out to ask,

"Can you see me now?"

"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sì"
"Ja"

6.) It's gonna be pretty g a y

7.) read the rules yourself don't be l a z y lmao