Pick Up Lines For the Romanticly Challenged

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Hey I just came to talk to you, cuz sweetness is my weakness

Do ya know who's really cute? You.

The dream about snair drummie ♡♡

There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how cute you look today.

Hey, um... cupid called.... he says to tell you I need my heart back....

You look cute today, just like everyday....

How 'bout I sit in your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...

My ass is a little cold will you warm it up for me?

My lips are so cold, can you warm them up with yours?

You play snair drums right?

Well how 'bout comin over and pounding on this ass...

If I were a drum, I'd let you bang me all night.

Are you a camera? Cuz every time I look at you I smile...

Good boys deserve more than fudge.

Lets make like a drum line and bang loudly for hours.

If I was a trumpet you'd be my valve oil, I couldn't function with out you.

Baby you're a drummer right? I bet I can make your heart go off beat.

Damn your calves must hurt, cuz you've been crab stepping through my mind all day.

So, you're in drumline, wanna practice first base together?

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

Damn boy, you're just like my liquid eyeliner.... imma probably fuck you up...

So, I heard you drum head is made out of kevlar, I wonder what could get harder than kevlar...

Were you in boy Scouts? Cuz you've tied my heart into  a knot.

If I could give you one thing in my life, I'd give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then you'd realize how special you are to me.