𝐀𝐧𝐭 & 𝐃𝐞𝐜 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬

a/n: lazy day
lazy writing

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Ant and Dec were having lazy day. They were cuddled up, half asleep, in their couch watching rom-coms.

Ant: *yawns*

Dec: yeah, being pretty must be tiring

Ant: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted

Dec: *blushes furiously*

•|•

The best friends were stuck in a fiery argument, debating on whether pineapple belonged on pizza. Dec named every reason as to why it did, but Ant didn't bug. Dec suddenly snapped.

Dec: *growls* BITE ME, ASSHOLE!

Ant: *shrugs* Okay.

Dec: *panics* Wait, I was just kidd-

Ant: *grabs hips and bites his shoulder*

Dec: ah! *grips Ant's forearm*

Ant: *pulls back*

Dec: *face flushed* Who told you to stop? I said bite me, asshole!

Ant: *smirks* As you wish.

•|•

Ant: I can fit the whole world in one hand.

Dec: Oh please, Ant. That's clearly imposs-

Ant: *cups Dec's face* You were saying?

Dec: *blushes*

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Dec: *bursts out of nowhere, dressed in a cape and mask covering his eyes* FIGHT ME!!

Ant: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Dec: My height doesn't affect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!!

Ant: You can't even reach my neck.

Dec: Do you really wanna test me, now?! Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me! DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!

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