"Get off of the 1A fiend." Monoma growled, foam dropping from his mouth.
"Oh SHIT! It's a RAT! With RABIES! Denki save~ me." [Name] said dramatically, and hugged Kaminari.
"[NAME] WHAT ARE YOU DOING-" Itsuka said, holding onto the rabid Monoma.
"FIRST NAME BASIS?!" Monoma yelled, spitting foam all over Juzo.
"That's not all. He slept under my bed." [Name] is bringing death upon Kaminari.
"[Name] STOP-" Itsuka warned.
"Okay, okay."
Monoma was looking down, foam drops on the floorboards of the porch. He was breathing heavily.
"Is he okay-" Kaminari started, before Monoma fucking tackled him and started spitting all over his face as he screamed: "[NAME] IS MINE YOU F I E N D."
"JESUS CHRIST- I DON'T WANT RABIES!" Kaminari screeched.
"What have you DONE?-" Itsuka yelled.
"Damn. Surprised emoji." [Name] said unenthusiastically.
Monoma proceeded to fight Kaminari, as the poor boy screamed in japanese.
Juzo was pulling Monoma with all his might, and Itsuka was chopping at his head, as he had latched onto Kaminari like a leech.
[Name] sipped on her juice box that she got from the cooler she always has on her porch. "It could use more agony."
"[NAME], I'M PUTTING IN EXTRA STUDY TIME BECAUSE OF THIS." Itsuka yelled, desperately trying to save Kaminari.
"Damn." [Name] snapped her fingers.
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sorry it's short but im just really stressed trying to get these out quick for y'all <3
don't feel bad though! i'm too lazy for my own good so this is good for me.
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Fanfiction"i finally have a monster under my bed." a tale in which [name] of class 1-b goes through endless bisexual trouble™ (started april 2019)
