uwu - admin book two: the electric boogaloo

uwo

pen-feeling-down hours here's incorrect quotes

yes i'll be using faces for ocs

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úwù: i'm like belle because she falls for personality and not looks

ùmú: i'm like tinker bell because she needs attention or she dies

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òmó: i'm not needy

òwó: dear,, you're the definition of needy

òwó: you woke me up multiple times the day after we got engaged to ask if you liked me

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úwù: i need you to swear—

ùwú: fuck

úwù:

úwù: i meant like a promise

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ónò: hey, do you guys want a tarot reading?

òmó: those are pokemon cards

ónò: you got a bidoof. it means fuck you

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ùwú: please just go to the hospital

òmó: who's stab wound is it? is it OUR stab wound? stay out of this

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ùwú: are you high?

òmó, obviously high: how many times do i have to tell you D A D

òmó: it's only marijuana—

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úwù: one of my many talents is taking insults as compliments

ónò: that's the dumbest thing you've said

úwù: thank you!

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ùmú: i'm trying to teach him spanish before he meets my family. he's terrible at it

úwù: lo siento mamá, estoy embarazada

ùmú: you just told me you were pregnant

òmó: congratulations, you're glowing

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bye oop