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incorrect quotes because it's that time of pen feeling down for some fucking reason again

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ùwú: it's time we stopped pitting the original six avengers against each other

ùwú: tony is /genius/

ùwú: bruce is /strong/

ùwú: natasha is /powerful/

ùwú: clint is barton

ùwú: thor is /brave/

ùwú: steve is /respectful/

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òmó: when i said “bring me something from the beach”, i meant like a seashell or something

òwó: [trying to keep the seagull in his arms] you probably should have specified love–

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úwù: do you want to talk about it?

òmó: [lying face down on the carpet] why would you assume something is wrong?

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òmó: i would take a bullet for garlic bread

ùwú: who the fuck would shoot garlic bread

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òmó: do you think sex toys come alive in the toy story universe too

ùmú: every time i wonder if you have a brain, you continue to prove that you don’t

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ùmú: you call me sweet like i’m some kind of cheese

úwù: [crying] what does that even mean

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òmó: truth or dare?

úwù: truth

òmó: what’s your credit card number?

úwù: i changed my mind. dare

òmó: i dare you to give me your credit card number

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this is short lmao bye

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