ice age x reader

a new beginning

You are 1 mouth pregnant in this part of the story.

Y/n: hey, who says you can torcher the sloth.

Diego: Y/n don't squash there creativity.

Sid: hey, Y/n, Diego, my mad mammal jammal wantta give a sloth a hand. ( Y/n grabbed my by the neck) look I opened my camp "camp deal sid." That means camp of sid.

Diego: congratulations your now a idiot in two languages.

Sid: sh, not in front of the k-I-d-z these kids love me. right billy?

Billy: don't make me eat you.

Sid: aw they kid that's why there called kids.

Many: (I see Y/n and Diego and sid so I walk over) hey guy how you doing.

Y/n: good sid opened his camp.

Many: I told you sid your not qualified to run a camp.

Sid: sence when qualified have to do with child care. Besides these kids look up to me. I'm like a roll model to them.

Diego: I can see that.

Sid: you guys never think I can do anything. But I'm an equal member of this herd. I made this herd so you need to treat me with some reapect.

Y/n: come on sid.

Diego: did we were just kidding.

Earl: hey let's play pin the tail on the mammoth.

All the kids: yeah.

Y/n, many and Diego: Sid!

Sid: I can do stuff. Stupid respect I'll show them.

Many: and so in the end the little baro reached his mommy and they live happily ever after.

Y/n and Diego: good job.

Earl: question, why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?

Many: because, because he wanted to be with his family.

Alisa: burro is a demeaning name technically, its called a wild ass.

Many: fine. the wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother's. See, that's why I called it a burro.

Nick: could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be more relatable.

Many: they lived happily ever after. You can't get more satisfying than that. One big happy family. That's the way it was supposed to be.

Gem: then where's your big happy family?

Diego: then the hungry tiger ate all the pesky little kids. You guys okay.

Many and Y/n: sure why not.

Diego: I thought...

Many: story times over. The end.

Jack and zack: out of the way run away.

Diego: where's everyone going?

Zack: the world coming to an end.

Y/n: what are you talking about?

Jack: fast Tony- he say the world's gonna flood.

Tony: folks, I hold I my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky. Gather round, gather round. Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'ma? So you can't breath underwater? My assistant her will demonstrate.

Many: why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?

Tony: I'm trying to make a living here, pal. It's my weather forecast. The five-day out look calls for intense flooding. followed by the end of the world. And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.

Y/n: come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.

Tony: are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not.

Elijah: haven't you heard the I've is melting.

Many: you see this group, it's covered in ice. A thousand years ago, I was covered in ice. Thousands years from now, it will still be ice.

Brent: say, buddy, not to cast aspersions on you survival instincts or nothing, but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct?

Y/n: what are you talking about?

Brent: about you two being the last of your kind.

Many: your breath smells like ants.

Brent: be that as it may, when's the last time you two saw any other mammoths?

Diego: don't pay attention to him many and Y/n.

Y/n: mammoths can't go extinct.

Many: they're the biggest things on earth.

Molly: what about the dinosaurs?

Y/n: the dinosaurs got cocky and made enimies.

Max: look, some idiot's going down the eviscerator.

Many: please tell me that's not our idiot.

Sid: ok, I'm gonna jump on the count of three. One, two.

Y/n: did, don't move a muscle. Were coming up.

Sid: two and three one thousandths, two and four one- thousandths...

Many: sid what are you doing? Get down from there.

Sid: no. I'm gonna be the first to jump off the eviscerator and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.

Y/n: the only kind of respect you'll get is respect from the dead.

Diego: come on, Y/n, he's not that stupid. But I've been wrong before.

Sid: geronimo! (Many put his truck around us)

Y/n: Diego, retractthe claws, please.

Diego: right. Sorry.

Sid: if I didn't know you better,  Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. Ok, Ok. Good thing I know you better.

Many: guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting. It's all going to flood. Come on we have to warn them.

Sid: maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.

Diego: that's genius,  sid.

Sid: call me squid. This whole thing's a peice ofjunk. I can't believe I live here. (Many Diego and Y/n gave me a look) what?

Vance the volchor:  flood's real, all right.  And it coming fast. Look around your in a bowl. Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. But y'all better hurry. Grounds melting, walls tumbling,  rock crumbling. Survive that and you'll be racing the water, cos in three days' time,  it's gonna hit the geyser fields. Boom! There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you.

Sid: oh, he must have be a real pleasure to have in class.

Y/n: I have a bad feeling about that glasher that's falling down like it holds something dangerous.

Many: all right, you heard the scary vulture.  Let's move out.

Diego: manny,  you really think there's a boat?

Many: I don't know but in a phew days, this place is going to be underwater. If there's any hope, it's that way.

*later*

Sid: many, Y/n I hear you two are going extinct.

Diego: hey, if you ever master hygiene,  try working on sensitivity.

Y/n: we're not going extinct.

Brent: kids, look. The last two mammoths. Well you probably won't see another one of those again.