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another new beginning

Manny: it's happening! The babies are coming, the babies are coming my sister is having her babies and my wife's having hers. Y/n Ellie were are you guys?  Where am I?

Y/n: manny we told you it was just a kick. (I lif the turtles shell off his head)

Manny: oh, right, right phew wow. You really gave uncle and daddy a scare uncle and daddy fall down tree and go bomb bomb bomb. Silly uncle and daddy yeah. Uh, false alarm it was just a kick.

Y/n: manny we know your excited we are to but your getting a little carried away.

Manny: alright you guys are starting to sound like Diego. Wait a minute where Diego?

Y/n and Ellie: now ohh can we look now.

Manny: easy don't freak out the babies.

Y/n: the babies are fine it's the freaked out uncle and daddy we're worried about.

Manny: uh-huh no peeking. (The close their eyes) vuala a play ground for junior and my neices.

Ellie: oh,  wow.

Y/n: it's amazing. (We se an ice sculpture with the there of us adult and four babies in between the adults)

Ellie: oh manny.

Manny: I made it myself our family. Of course it's still a working progress a few rough edges here and there.

Y/n: (i giggled) I don't believe you're trying to baby proof nature.

Manny: baby proof nature get out of here. That's ridiculous.

Ellie: Manny this is the word our baby and your neices are gonna grow up in you can't change that.

Manny: of course I can I'm the biggest thing on earth.

Y/n: okay big uncle and daddy. I can't wait to see how you handle the teen years.

Manny: come on Sid, I don't want you touching anything. This place is for kids are you a kid? don't answer that. Diego there you are you missed the big surprise.

Diego: oh yeah right I'll check it out later.

Manny: okay see ya.

Y/n and Ellie: you know I think there's something bothering Diego.

Manny: nah, I'm sure everything's fine.

Ellie: you should talk to him.

Manny: guys! Guys don't talk about guy problems they just pat each other on the shoulders.

Y/n: that's stupid.

Manny: to a girl, to a guy that's like five years of therapy. (Y/n gave me the I'm gonna stab you look) okay, okay I'm going.

*with Diego and manny*

Manny: hey, Y/n and Ellie think somethings bugging you. I told them-z

Diego: actual I've been thinking that soon it might be time for me to head out.

Manny: okay, I'll tell them you were fine it was nothing.

Diego: look I'm losing my edge.  I'm not really built for chaperoning play dates.

Manny: what are you saying?

Diego: having a family is huge, and I'm happy for you. But that's your adventure not mine.

Manny: are you saying you don't want to be near my kid our Y/n's kids?

Diego: no, no, no, no your taking this the wrong way.

Manny: no go mr. Adventure guy don't let my boring defensive live kick you on the but on you're way out.

Diego: isn't Y/n and Ellie supposed to be the one's with the hormonal imbalance.

Y/n: so what he say?

Manny: that's why guys don't talk to guys.

Ellie: why what happened m

Manny: Diego's leaving.