Be More Chill

Do You Wanna Ride?

(Note: the video above is to give you the idea on how a boy would sing this song. I encourage you to listen to it cause hot damn. Also N/n means nickname)

"Sooooo, do you wanna riiiiiiihhiiiihhhiiiiiddde?" Rich fixed you with a flirty look. "Yes..." your squip whispered. "Yes.." you uttered, grinning, before quickly backing out, "But! I'm a- I'm supposed to meet my friends"

"Oh..." Rich looked down sadly.

"Y/n, if this is going to work, you need to do as I instruct" the squip scolded. "Y/n..." Rich began.

"Do you wanna ride?"he walked towards you "Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna go farrrr~?" Rich raised an eyebrow at you, biting down his lower lip.

"Do you wanna get, do you wanna get, do you wanna get-" He came in close to you, winking, "-inside my motherrrr's carrr?"

Rich spun you around, so your back was facing him, your bodies pressed against each others. "Drive it on home, don't you say no, N/n, can you be coooeerrcced? Uh, huh~" He grinded against you, making inappropriate nosies.

Rich pulled away from you, leaving you in a blushing mess as he walked away "Be home in a snatch, only one catch!" he turned back to you. "We gotta stop, for frozen yogurt first"

Jake joined in and they both began singing, "Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride? Wanna go faarrrr?" They walked towards you. "Do you wanna get, do you wanna get, do you wanna get-" Rich leaned in towards your ear, uttering, "-inside my mother's carrr?"

He pulled away. Your face was flushed with red as they surrounded you. "Drive it on home, don't you say no, N/n, can you be coeeeerrrrced?~ Uh huh~" The two grinded against you, Rich in front of you, Jake in the back, both moaning/grunting.

They pulled away, continuing to sing, "Home in a snatch, only one catch! We gotta stop, for frozen yogurt first"
Rich then began singing in an angelic voice, "Piiiiiiiiiiiinnnkkk-" he's voice got real low and deep. "-berryyyyyyyy~~"

"I....." you were to stunned to say anything, your face still hot. "Uh, next time" you told them. "I promise"

"Well, it was worth a shot" Jake then made the move to leave, but Rich hung behind with you. "Hey, Y/n, just know that Dustin will just be a faint memory after a while, so don't get to worked up about that relationship" He gave you a slight smile, "Things will get better"

You only nodded. "Rich" Jake called out to him, motioning him to hurry up. "See ya~" he winked at you before leaving with Jake.

As soon as they left you uttered to your squip,

"They were talking about a different kind of ride and yogurt weren't they?"

"...yup"