"HOMEEEEEEER!" Merg screeched, as his corpse shattered the nearby window - flying onto the circular carpet centred in the middle of the lounge. "Berg, the Candles." Berg galloped through the roof of the kitchen, rubble now covering the room whole, passing Mergef the set of yellow duck candles. "Perfect, boy. Girl!" She shrieked, throwing Lickarp up the stairs. Again, she was just happy to help. Now, lighting the duck candles and symmetrically placing them in a circle around the red carpet. "YELLOW, I WANT MY FOCKIN' 'USBAND YOU RED FOCK!" Merg shouted. The room flickered into darkness and silence blanketed the whole house. Nothing... and then something, as ominous goop emerged from the carpet, coming like liquid and emerging like Chris Pratt? Oh, right, we just throw in celebrities because we can no longer make the intelligent humour we once concocted before.
"Uh, my name is Chris Pratt, now, uh, here's your husband. Ah-ha, look at me, I'm Chris Pratt, am I not?" The Chris Pratt stated whilst questioning the legitimacy of his own existence in a rhetorical question, but also trying to say that he is, so therefore he is the Chris Pratt.
"MMMMMH, HERM!"
"Meeeeerg," Herm sweetly cooed, flying in to embrace her company after what felt like an eternity of slavery and kinky Imps whipping him mercilessly.
"NO!" She boomed deeply, sonorously, angrily, coarsely and roughly-l-ly... all the deep! Herm was very sad and cried. "YOU LEFT ME FOR WHAT FELT LIKE AN ETERNITY OF SLAVERY AND KINKY IMPS WHIPPING ME MERCILESSLY ! HOW COULD YOU? I HAD TO NOT CONSUME THESE BRATTS OR I'D BE PUT UNDER EXTREME GOVERNMENT PRISON NOT EAT YOUR CHILDREN ACT OF NINETEEN- TWELVE!"
"Marge?"
"STOP RUINING MY FANTASYYYYYYY—"
Just like that, the family was reunited through hardship and family love. Once more, they were the happy Slergon concoction we know and love.
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The Sergons
FanfictionMerge, Herm, Sliga, Migga and Blerg are nothing of your normal family. The household gets a bit wacky, as they spin OUT OF CONTROL!!! Read this WACKY chain of episodes to find out. (Notes: uh, the adjective chain, uh- well- you know, it symbolises t...
