Harry potter troll stories

Sirius troll

Harry: Hai Ron!

Ron: Shove off! I'm waiting.

Harry: For what?!

Ron: That!

Voldermort: *Belly Dances*

Harry: Ok.. Voldermort has two ways to kill me!

Ron: Harry your just bein' bullsh*t

Harry: Thanks Ron.

Voldermort: I've been waiting for you Harry Potter!

Harry: Aw crap!

Dumbledore: I'll save you harry *raps anaconda*

Ron: SAVE MEEEEE!!!

Harry: And me!

Voldermort: Oh the pain!!

Harry: Well that's one more thing me and old voldy have in common!

Ron: Same here!

Snape: I'll screw you Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: *stares*

Snape: *starts making out with Dumbledore*

Voldermort: F*ck!!

Harry: *plays dead*

Ron: Save me! *jumps into voldermorts arms*

Snape: That was fun!

Dumbledore: Snakefruit!

Snape: Oh god no!

Voldermort: *sings troll song*

Harry: No stop singing!

Ron: Your way out of tune.

Harry: *facepalms*

Sirius: Helloooooo! What the hell voldermort!

Voldermort: *plays really dramatic music* AVARDA CARDAVA!!

Sirius: *knocks spell back with hands* Noob.

Voldermort: *Cries with rage*

Snape: OMG assholes!

Dumbledore: Harry are you ok?!

Harry: *smacks head against rocks* Noooo! *moans*

Ron: *laughs*

Sirius: Voldy eat this. *hands a box*

Voldermort: What da f*ck! *pulls out ghost chilli* *takes bite* *cries*

Sirius: *skips away*

Dumbledore: OMG! Gay!!

Snape: Your gay..

Harry: You people are homosexual!!

Ron: *smiles dreamily* there she is!

Hermione: *screams* YOU KNOW WHO!!!

Ron: Just call him voldermort.

Hermione: *gasps* Ron!

Harry: Lol

Hermione: Logically, that's not a word. *skims through book*

Ron: *starts kissing Hermione*

Harry: Screw you people I'm out of here.

Voldermort: *grabs Harry's arm* No Harry I'm going to kill you!

Harry: *moans*

Dumbledore and Snape: What's become of this world!