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Voldermortz Meeting Of Team Hybridz

Harry: Life has become of this world!

Ron: Apparently I ruin lifes.

Harry: You do!

Ron: F*ck you!

Harry: You suck dicks!

Ron: *facepalms*

Hermione: Ron, your in big trouble for raping me..

Ron: What kind of trouble

Dumbledore: *raps anaconda*

Hermione: *punches Dumbledore*

Snape: HA!

Dumbledore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Harry: ...

Ron: Who are they?!

Ella Madilynn Lizzy Audrey Jessica Blake Lee: *walk towards them*

Madilynn: OMG! It's Voldermort!

Ella: Honk for me!

Voldermort: *sighes* *honks*

Lee: *throws chair at Voldermort*

Harry: HELP ME!!

Audrey: *tackles Harry to get his hoody*

Lizzy: OMG Audrey your so fan girling!

Audrey: GIVE ME THE HOODY NOW!!!

Ron: *screams*

Jessica: *pulls Ron's hair off* WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T

Ron: A wig... *blushes*

Ella, Madilynn ,Blake: *facepalms*

Voldermort: I AM NOT HERE TO FOOL ABOUT!! IM HERE TO KILL THE NOOBISH UNDERPOWERD HARRY POTTER!!!!

Dumbledore, Snape: *sniggers*

Voldermort: AVARDA CARDAVA!!!

Harry: Nooooo! *jumps out of the way*

Ron: Uh-Oh I smell trouble!

Hermione: Huh?

Ron: *points*

Hermione: NYAN CAT??!! *Nyan cat flies across space*

Harry: 5..6.. One of the little freaks are missing!

Ella Blake Lee Jessica Audrey Lizzy Nyan Cat: *teleport away*

Harry Ron: *blink*

Dumbledore: HELP ME!!

Snape: Why?!

Dumbledore: *makes choking noise*

Voldermort: MWHA... MWHA... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA?

Hermione: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Voldermort: Shove off you filthy little mudbl... *screams* *jumps back*

Ron: *Jumps on Voldys back* * bites*

Malfoy: Hello! Voldy.

Harry: what are you doing here Malfoy!

Ron: *punchs malfoys face*

Malfoy: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!

Ron *sniggers*

Dumbledore: IMPERIO!!!

Voldermort: *Irish Dances* *Sings double rainbow* *Pretends to be squirrel*

All: LAUGHS!

Harry: Make him fly on a broomstick to askaban and lock himself up!

Voldermort: MERCY!!