Harry potter troll stories

Voldermort is noob

Dumbledore: *takes spell of voldermort*

Cornelias: Dumbledore I hearby send you to azkaban, for using the imper.. *looks at voldermort* *runs*

Harry: Weakling.

Ron: Noob

Hermione: Logically, noob is not a w..

Ron: Yeah yeah we get it... Let's get down to the fun!

Snape: Die in a hole!

Ron: F*ck you!!!!

Hermione: Ron! You just swore at a teacher!

Ron: *shoves hermiones face into her book* Ha!

Dumbledore: OMG! He's escaping!

Voldermort: *skips away*

Harry: IMPERIO!!

Hermione: HARRY!!!

Voldermort: *belly dances all the way back*

Ron: *laughs*

Voldermort: Shut it! Weasle Bee!

Dumbledore: SSSSH! I'm watching the moshi monsters movie! It's the part where their singing jollywood!

Harry: *facepalms*

Snape: YOU PEOPLE TAKE SH*T IM OUTTA HERE!!!

Harry: Imperio..

Snape: *opera sings skipping back*

Ron: *laughs*

Hermione: Idiots...

Snape: WHY??!!

Hermione: I don't know.. *sighs*

Dumbledore: Voldys behind you harry..

Harry: *screams*

Voldermort: You ruined my thunder *cries*

All: Voldermort is SENSITIVE!!

Voldermort NOOOOOO! *has tantrum*

Hermione: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! *slams book* stop being stupid!

Voldermort: HOW DARE YOU FILTHY LIL' MUDBLOOD!!

Hermione: *whimpers*

Voldermort: HA YOUR GAY!!

Harry: Homosexual...

Voldermort: F*CK OFF!

Ron: BULLSH*T

Voldermort: Your still bold..

Ron: WHHHYYY??!!!