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private message
Harry's phone
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Harry: hey there sexy lady ;)
Anna: What could you possibly want now?
Harry: only a fun conversation with my favorite person.
Anna: Yeah, well I want a million dollars but you don't see that happening.
Harry: that doesn't mean you wont get it babe.
Anna: Yeah, ok sure.
Harry: so guess what?
Anna: No more jokes please.
Harry: it's not that so calm your butt.
Anna: Excuse me?
Harry: ok so.
Harry: i changed your contact name to anna :))
Anna: So?
Harry: i wanted to change it since snirl was not appealing to you.
Anna: Alright then.
Harry: i'm waiting.
Anna: For?
Harry: a thank you dummy.
Anna: Why on earth would I thank you for anything?
Harry: because it's the friendly thing to do. especially with me :)
Anna: Your saying I need to thank you because we're friends?
Harry: exactly.
Anna: Lmao, sorry to burst your bubble but we are in fact not friends.
Harry: your just denying it, but we are total friends.
Anna: No.
Harry: yes.
Anna: No.
Harry: yes.
Harry: hey i got a new joke ((-;
Anna: Don't even.
Harry: did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Anna: What?
Harry: because you have a really sweet ass :p
Anna: Never ever say that again.
Harry: your laughing aren't you?
Anna: I would never laugh at these terrible "jokes" of yours.
Harry: this means your laughing.
Anna: This means your jokes suck.
Harry: well ok.
Harry: you know what else sucks?
Anna: Lord have mercy. What?
Harry: that mouth of yours on dEEZ NUTS
Anna: ...
Harry: get it? because a mouth can suck a dick and their also called nuts so.
Harry: hello?
Harry: ok.
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