mistake ☁️ h.s |

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private message

Savannah's phone

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Savannah: Hey 

H: oh my gosh 

Savannah: What?

H: you texted first

Savannah: Ok and?

H: this proves that you really do like me !!!

Savannah: It actually doesn't so

H: it actually DOES so

Savannah: I still think you're in fact an irritating piece of horse poop

H: ew wtf

H: that's just nasty 

Savannah: I'm just pointing out the facts

H: but that's your opinion so it's indeed NOT a fact ((:

Savannah: What are you, the opinion police?

H: *shrugs* i'm just pointing out the facts 

Savannah: Lord

H: i got a random bump on my eyebrow wtf

Savannah: And this concerns me how?

H: your supposed to have sympathy for me dummy 

Savannah: I do actually

H: really !?!?

Savannah: Mhm

Savannah: You're so clueless at how annoying you are, makes me have some sympathy for you

H: wow

Savannah: Well least you got something

H: you're so mean to mE

Savannah: I'm just truthful darling

H: or you're just a big fat meanie 

H: LIKE MRS. PUFF FROM SPONGEBOB

Savannah: You're kidding 

H: harry never kids 

Savannah: Oh please, I'm no where near like Mrs. Puff

H: you're right 

Savannah: Thank you (:

H: you're actually squidward bc you have literally not the slightest idea on what fun is

Savannah: I am not!!!

H: the truth hurts, i know

Savannah: It's not even true 

H: you're in denial anna

H: there's no way you're gonna get through this w/o following these steps

Savannah: Bye

H: step 1- admit to yourself that you truly don't know how to have fun

Savannah: I'm not admitting anything when I do know how to have fun!

H: prove it then ((;

Savannah: How the hell do you expect me to prove that through a screen?

H: dunno

Savannah: Then why even tell me to do this?!

H: bc it's funny

Savannah: I'm done with this conversation

H: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAITTT

H: I GOT SOMETHING

Savannah: What is it now?

H: you have a kitchen right ?

Savannah: Nooo, I have a piece of bread as my room to cook and eat

H: woAh reallyyyyyy

Savannah: NO YOU IDIOT OF COURSE I HAVE A KITCHEN

H: just wanted to make sure you weren't a hobo or anything

Savannah: A hobo

Savannah: Really?

H: you could be talking to anyone now-a-days

H: for all you now I could be some famous guy in a world-renowned boy band that you just don't about bc you're living under a rock like patrick

Savannah: Just like I could be a billionaire actress *rolls eyes*

H: that would be so cool tho

Savannah: To bad it's not gonna happen

H: you're so pessimistic 

Savannah: I'm actually not

H: please stop lying

Savannah: But I'm not

H: see, you really are like squidward

H: all you need is his fat nose that looks like an overgrown dick

Savannah: *chokes*

H: it's true !!

Savannah: Your mind is as sad as Patrick's

H: I'd rather be Patrick than a dick faced meanie 

Savannah: Say's the boy who literally is dick faced 

H: *gasp* 

Savannah: You are what you eat my fellow Britain

H: I DO NOT EAT DICK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

Savannah: Sure, sure. Come back to me when you're off your knees ((:

H: oH MY GODDDD

H: I FUCKING HATE YOU IM CRYING

Savannah: ((;

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harry's actually on his knees for me js (((-;

i finally got around to updating which is great, and i think i'll start updating every or every other day?

also: THIS BOOK IS ALMOST AT 60K READS HOW ON EARTH ?!?! MAN IM SO THANKFUL FOR YOU GUYS  I LOVE YOU AGH 

- steph