Monday and the Bad Case of a Horrible New King

1. Adam- A Little Bitch with No Brain [Part One]

"Okay Adam, you've got this just think it through careful," I encouraged.

"Okay, I've got this," Adam muttered.

Adam was a very new demon and someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea to send him on his first case after only being a demon for roughly five minutes. Hell is a little bit short on demons right now and Volac is a dick.

I watched as Adam left the body he was currently in and jumped into the other one. Seeing that Adam had only been a demon for a few minutes, he was going well so far. He seemed quite impressed with himself as well. It wasn't like a few minutes ago, he was being dragged to Hell by KitKat and his pals, so he was doing well so far. I was also a great teacher and I think that's what really helped him.

There was no easy way to explain how to possess a human. It was one of the more complicated things that we demons do and to get in under control this quickly was impressive. The first time that I tried to possess a human, I got stuck and Luci had to come to rescue me, it was not fun but at least I wasn't going to be exorcised like Jessica was when she got stuck. The last time I heard from her, she had taken off my old, old job. I kinda missed that job. I miss my jobs.

"Did I do that well, Monday?" Adam asked. He sounded like a shy kid who just asked the teacher to double-check his work.

"Yeah, you're doing really well, seeing that you are still learning everything about all this," I replied and gestured to everything around us.

"Yeah, maybe there should be a school for newbie demons to go to learn about how to be a demon and you could be the teacher, seeing that you know everything," He said excitedly.

"That is a smart idea but the people who normally go to Hell are bad and not turned into demons straight away, that's only for crossroads deals, what deal did you make?" I questioned.

"I wanted a cat and my parents said no because I was allergic to them so I made a deal to not be allergic to cats and I also got a cat," He admitted.

"Really? You wanted a cat so you made a deal, you know that's the most innocent thing I have heard a person make a deal for," I said.

Why in the world would you sell your soul for a cat? Most people do it to get famous, or rich, or for hot bodies, or for bigger dicks (if a guy) but in my entire time, I have never heard something this innocent. It's almost cute.

"Okay, ready to jump back to the other body?" I asked.

"Yeah!" Adam said and he tried again.

He was doing well so far but he seemed stuck this time. He knows what to do and once you know it, it sticks in your brain. It's like riding a bike if the bike was on fire and burning to the ground. Possessing people was a bitch.

"Are you stuck, Adam?" I asked nicely.

"I think so," was his reply.

"Okay, do you want me to walk you through it or show you what to do?" I asked.

"Show me please,"

It was quite a pain to possess people and even more of a pain to explain it. Think about it as if you can jump but when you jump, you fall into a puddle. The puddle in the new body and if you focus hard enough on the puddle, you can become the puddle. It is very hard to explain and I don't know how to explain it.

I jumped out my body (I know it's not really mine but I've had it for a very long time) and into the other one. This one was weird. It was too tall and too strong. The hair wasn't even right. I wanted to get out of this one. I needed to get out. Once I was inside the body, I jumped back to my body. All I was doing was showing Adam how to possess a human but these ones were dead and possessing a living human being took a bit more effort because all humans are dicks, at least we're not like angels who have to ask for consent to enter a body. If we had to do that, my job would have become ten million times harder.