one shots for my frens

Catgirl Water Type

•• Dr. Phil x Barbara ••

It was just another day for Barbara, eating shaving cream and razor blades for breakfast. He suddenly heard knocking at his front door and, skeptically, with his ears up in alarm, went to go answer.

Who could be at my door at this hour? He thought to himself. Because he was eating his nutritious breakfast at 1:00 am, as you would do, he was pretty scared, as you would be.

"Hello?", he calls out as he looks through the peephole of his door, only to find no one there.

"Hm, strange," he says out loud to himself as he starts to turn away.

"Yeet yeet, dipcrab," he hears a low voice say as he's suddenly greeted with complete darkness.

~time skip to destination arrival~

"Oh yeah Mr. Krabs, right there," Barbara breathed to his beloved.

"HHH," Mr. Krabs wheezed as he continued to take it around town and whisper sweet nothings into Barb's ear.

"Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli," Barb heard his love say, until...

"Wake up, topnugget. Time for Dr. Phil to show you what true love is," he heard as he woke up from a stinging pain in his right cheek.

"Wh... what's going on, Phil? Who took me here? And... where is here?," he looked around to be greeted by nothing but trees and wood(😏).

"We're at my favorite place to murd-... I mean... hang out and make heartfelt, sensational memories," Dr. Phil said, stuttering a bit at a word Barbara couldn't quite make out the rest of.

"Ok... well, who took me here?" Barbara asked, confusion lacing his voice. Phil was the only one here, and the voice he heard at his house certainly wasn't Phil's.

"Oh, a buddy of mine. His name is Steve, you've probably heard of him. He owed me a favor after I killed his family-... I mean... lent him some money," Dr. Phil said, seeming a bit nervous.

"Phil, honey, why are you sweating so much? Are you ok?" Barbara asked worryingly, his ears raising a bit in concern.

"I... uh...," Phil stuttered, trying to think of something to say.

"Wait," Barbara gasped, "is this a date?" He asked excitingly, no one had ever done anything this... creative for him in a while.

"Um, yeah... yes! Yes it is!" Phil exclaimed, grateful for an answer he wasn't capable of culminating at the time. (Big boy words, whoo)

"Eek! I'm so excited!" Barbara also exclaimed, "I love you, Phil," Barbara said, jumping into his arms.

"Yes, I know," Phil responded, a bit monotonously.

"Now, let me show you something," Phil said, taking Barbara's hand and leading him to an opening in the forest he hadn't noticed before. It was dimly lit with candles and had pictures of...

"Nani!?" Barbara gasped, enthralled by the setup Phil had put out for him, "iDubbbz!?"

Phil chuckled, "Yes dear, I know how you just love his quote, 'I'm gay', always chattering how much it hits home and how you really can understand what he means," he said, marking Barbara blush more and more as he continued.

"Eeh, I never realized how much I talk about him, aheh...," Barbara said, looking away bashfully.

"Yes, yes," Phil said, leading Barbara by an average sized(😏) lake that was nearby and sitting by the edge.

"So," Phil started, "I've been thinking... we haven't really been as  c l o s e  as I want us to be, so..," he hinted at, rubbing Barbara's thigh desperately.

"Eh!?" Barbara exclaimed, face turning the color of Phil's favorite drink, blood.

"I-I...," Barbara began, not knowing what to say.

"Just..," Phil didn't finish, for he just began to kiss Barbara, hoping he'd get the same energy.

Wow, he's so romantic... Barbara thought, melting into the kiss and his cat tail gently transitioning to lay itself around them.

Phil began to overpower Barbara a bit, and it was getting steamy.

~time skip to middle of Lenny Face because I don't wanna write any of that 😂~

"OH YEAH, ARE YA FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS," Barbara groaned, not realizing what he had said until Phil froze.

"...Mr. Krabs, huh?" Phil said, knowing now that Barbara had been cheating.

It was Barbara's turn to freeze, now realizing that he had spilled the tea, sis.

"I-I swear, Phil, it was an accident, babe-," but Phil didn't want to hear it. He got up, grabbed Barbara, and said, "Guess what, Barbara..."

"Wha-what..?" Barbara responded, fearful of what Phil might do.

"25," Phil finished. And with that, he ultimately drowned Barbara.

"Who lives under the sea now, you fruitcake."

Author's note~~
These one shots are for frens because why not 😂 and I'm sorry about how lengthy this was for such a shitty one shot sooooo ,;///