Fireworks and Firewhiskey

the one with the introduction

E P I G R A P H :

❝ As far as fireworks, it's very dangerous. You shouldn't play with them ❞

– Jason Pierre-Paul

S U M M A R Y :

screw this. I have been thinking about this for months and I'm still stuck.

D E D I C A T I O N :

ergh

S T A R T E D : a long time ago, like 2013 or some shit like that idk look it up yourself

F I N I S H E D : probably never, who knows

A U T H O R ' S N O T E :

February 17, 2020

Hey all, I'm here posting this because.... well I don't know. I hope you enjoy this story. It's technically a rewrite of The Many Temptations of a Hogwarts Student, but I don't think it resembles that too much anymore. Still, enjoy it! 

D I S C L A I M E R :

do you think if I owned Harry Potter I would be applying for jobs and writing fanfics? No, I would've written a Marauders era fiction already. This is bullshit.