As I helped my mom with the laundry I accidentally called my wife, Boo. I hung up when it went to voicemail. I heard meowing and went to check on the kittens. As I looked in the box I saw that one of the orange kittens was huge! It was a lot bigger than the other ones, for some reason I laughed at that.
Boo called me back after I was done playing with the kittens. I answered the phone and we chatted with each other for a while. After a bit I told her about the kitten.
She then hung up on me and claimed I was fat shaming on Wattpad. I then argued with her and that's how this story was born.
