Ask Fairy Tail! Earthland and E-Bend World!

Do WHAT?!

Master Makarov: ATTENTION BRATS! Mirajane has an announcement to make! *Everyone stares at the second floor where Mirajane is standing*

Mirajane: Thank you, Master. I just wanted to tell you guys that I've entered the whole guild in a game! *Everyone starts to mumble things*

Lucy: What kind of game, Mira?

Mirajane: I'm glad you asked, it's where people get to ask us and dare us different things. It's like a truth or dare game! *Smiles sweetly*

Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!

Erza: This seems kind of fun... *Eats her favorite strawberry cake*

Mirajane: It is! Everyone from Earthland can and, if requested, will participate! But it will be mainly from Fairy Tail. Also, since I'm very busy almost all the time, I'm gonna leave you guys in charge of the game! *Points at Natsu's Team while smiling* Lucy, you'll be the one who's gonna be in charge of all.

Lucy: ME?!?!?! Why me?! *Complains*

Mirajane: Because it's fun! *Smiles*

Lucy: That doesn't answer my question quite right... *Sweat-drops*

Natsu: Don't worry, Luce, we'll be here with you, right Happy?

Happy: AYE!

-Bing!-

Gray: Yo Lucy! We have our first message! *Sits on computer and starts reading the message*

Lucy: Wait! Wasn't I supposed to be reading the message?

Gray: We can take turns, right? *On his boxers*

Lucy: Sure, but first put on some pants... *Sweat-drops*

Gray: Nah! First the question. *Continues to read the message and then smiles widely and creepily*

Natsu: What's with the smile, popsicle?

Gray: Shut up, flame-breath! I'm not done reading!

Happy: Who is it from?

Gray: It's from @mysterysmiles. But before I read it, here Happy! Have a fish. *Gives Happy a big and tasty fish*

Happy: Wow! Thanks Gray! *Flies away with fish*

Natsu: Can you just get on with the stupid message already?! *Pissed off*

Gray: Alright, alright... But you'll regret it... This one is for Natsu and Lucy and it says: "Hi! I dare Natsu and Lucy to steal Erza's cake and then throw it at her face. After that, go do the same thing with Happy's fish."

Lucy and Natsu: Wh-What?!?!?! *Starts to shake in fear*

Lucy: I'm not gonna do that to Erza!

Natsu: Me neither!

Gray: Well, you have to. Also to Happy.

Natsu: Wait, is that why you give him that fish?!?!?!

Gray: *Smirks*

Natsu: You bastard!

Lucy: Alright, I don't want to die today, so why doesn't Natsu do Erza's dare and I do Happy's dare?

Natsu: Say what?! I don't want to die today either!

Gray: This is getting really interesting... I'm starting to love this game thingy... *Sits with only his boxers on*

Wendy: Gray-san, you're not wearing your clothes... *Sweat-dops with a light blush*

Gray: Oh shit! *Look for his clothes*