Vodka Affect; A MJ & Peter Parker Story

Peter, breathe

2 days later... 

"Are you ready for this Peter", MJ looks over at him, he is very nervous. 

"I'm Spiderman & this is the scariest thing I've done", Peter admits. "You realize that I'm about to die right"? 

"You'll be fine, she's not really gonna kill you", MJ assures him. They walk into the apartment complex & up to MJ's mom's apartment. 

"How is my baby", Ms. Jones hugs MJ. Peter gulps. "How is it going", Ms. Jones hugged Peter too.

"It's going good", Peter says. He feels the sweat form on his head. "Would you like to-to go out for lunch"? 

"Oh thank you Peter, that will be nice", Ms. Jones said. MJ grabbed her Mom's jacket. 

"Let's go", MJ opened the door & they walked out. They get a cab & ride down to the restaurant. "It's Peter's treat". 

"Make sure you order whatever you want", Peter pats Ms. Jones on the back. Peter got a salad & a water, MJ got a burger & a coke, & Ms. Jones got two slices of pizza & a Pepsi. "Do you want any dessert"? 

"Okay", Ms. Jones put her pizza on her plate. "What the hell is going on"? Peter sat down his fork & MJ sat down her burger. 

"Uh... mom", MJ held her mom's hands. "I- We have something to tell you". Peter was sweating even more. "What I'm about to tell you is shocking". 

"MJ what did you do", Ms. Jones asks. 

"She did nothing", Peter spat out. 

"Mom, just listen", MJ's voice went calm & quiet. "I'm-". 

"Oh my! Really", Ms. Jones hugged her daughter. "I'm gonna be a grandma"! 

Peter placed his hand on his chest in relief, "Oh thank god, I thought I was about to die". 

"Oh you are", Ms. Jones squinted her eyes at him. Peter sat straight in his chair worried. "So how about that dessert"? Peter nodded his head & when the waitress came back he ordered a round of ice cream. 

"Thank you for understanding Mom", MJ hugged her mom one last time. 

"I couldn't be too mad, I'm only fifteen years older than the two of you", Ms. Jones said. They all get a cab back to Ms. Jones' place. Peter & MJ walk back to his place. 

"Uh... Peter we still have one more place to go", MJ says. Peter's eyes widen. 

"Okay, I will actually be killed there", Peter said. 

"Peter"! 

"Alright! We'll go", Peter frowned then grabbed his suit. "But we are going my way". MJ's eyes widened now. They swing out of the city & out to Pepper's house. They walk inside & Morgan runs & hugs their legs. "Hey sweetie", Peter picks Morgan up & sits her on his side. "Where's your mommy"? 

"Technically I'm your mommy too", Pepper walls up to them & gives them both a hug. "I'm glad to see you, what's the occasion"? 

"Uh... I think you should sit down", Peter suggests. He walks her over to the couch still with Morgan on his side. "Uh... we have to tell you something, can you promise not to freak out"? 

"What? Is MJ pregnant or something", Pepper jokes. Peter & MJ's faces stiffen & they grow scared looks on their faces. 

"Hahaha hahaha", Peter nervously laughed. Pepper looks up at them. 

"What", Pepper asks. "Peter"! 

"I'm sorry", Peter yells. He tenses & balls up. "We were being responsible"! 

"I-I’m gonna be an aunty", Morgan yells. "YAY"! Everyone laughed. Pepper made Morgan go to her room. "Ooh, you're in trouble". 

"Peter! How could you be so irresponsible", Pepper yelled at him. "Peter this is why I gave you those condoms, but no you kids nowadays do whatever you want". 

"Uh... Peter did use them", MJ defended him. "We don't know what went wrong. His Peter tingle usually knows". 

"I don’t want to know that", Pepper says. 

"MJ, it's called spider-sense", Peter says. "Pepper I'm sorry, we were being responsible & I didn't mean for any of this to happen", Peter kept ranting on. 

"Peter, breathe", MJ said. He breathed in & out. Peter stood up. 

"I don’t know what to do, & I-I'm scared, -&-&- school. What am I supposed to do", Peter was having a panic attack. He rubbed his temple while he was pacing the room. His chest rises & fell rapidly, his eyes watered, & out of nowhere he lost his breath. MJ & Pepper ran up to him & caught him before he fell. 

"Hey Peter, breathe", they both said. He was wheezing. "In... then out", Pepper said. "It's gonna be fine". They sat Peter on the couch until he calmed down. 

"I'm good", Peter was out of breath. 

"I'm gonna have Happy drive you back, but we aren't done with this talk", Pepper said. 

"Yeah, I know", Peter said. 

"Morgan we're leaving", MJ yelled. "Thank you Pepper". Morgan ran up to them & hugged their legs. Peter & MJ bent down to hug her. 

"W-When will I get to see you again", Morgan asks. 

"I promise I'll come to visit soon", Peter kisses Morgan on the cheek. "Love you Morgan". 

"Love you 3000", Morgan said. Peter & Pepper's eyes shot open. 

"What", Peter & Pepper asked simultaneously. 

"I love you 3000 Petey", Morgan hugged him one last time then walked off to her room. 

"She loves me 3000, weren't you somewhere in the 900 range", Peter mocked. Pepper playfully smacked Peter in his arm. 

Happy pulled up so MJ & Peter got in the back. Happy started driving them back to Peter's place. "So Peter, good for you. I've always wanted to be a dad", Happy said breaking the silence. 

"Pepper told you", Peter asks. Happy nodded his head. "I think she’s a little happy to have a future granddaughter". 

"It's gonna be a boy but whatever", MJ said. Happy drove them to the apartment. MJ & Peter walked up. 

"Do you want to think of some names", Peter asks opening the door for MJ. 

"Sure", MJ said. Peter wrapped his arms around her & kissed her neck, he walked her over to the couch. He lays down & sat MJ on top of him. He places his hands on her stomach carefully. "How about Aiden"? 

"We are not naming our kid Aiden", Peter states. 

"What about Tony", MJ asks. Peter looked at her in shock. "I'm sorry, I didn’t mean to, I just thought you'd like the name". 

"I do like it", Peter kissed MJ. "But since it's gonna be a girl, what about May"? 

"Yeah, I like that", MJ said. "So, Tony or May"? 

"Tony Nathaniel Parker or May April Parker", Peter asks. 

"Okay but we are not using April as a middle name", MJ says. "We'll find a better middle name". 

"Sounds great", Peter leaned in & kissed her. 

"So what do you want to do", MJ winks at him. 

"No, how would you like it if I poked you in the ear with a hot dog while you were trying to sleep", Peter jokes, MJ gives him a frowny face. Peter kissed her. MJ turned around & sat on Peter's lap & kisses Peter back.