The Gay Gang ||Countryhumans||

Japan collects everyone

Japan lays in her bed, bored and amused. She sighs, looking to her wall, which had a poster of her favorite anime that she recently finished. She rolls on her stomach, her cat tail flicking as she looks at the anime girl, annoyed. 'Why did it have to end?' she thought to herself 'It was my favorite and now it's over! What am I going to do with my time now?' she pondered, rolling back to her original position, taking one of her anime body pillows and whining into it. Before pausing at the sound of her phone buzzing. She sits up, resting the pillow in her lap as she picks her phone up. It was just a simple instagram notification, but her background on her phone sparked up some ideas. She smiled, pushing her body pillow aside as she hops off her bed. Hurrying over to her closet, taking out her kawaii school bag, covered in stickers from different anime's. She looks inside, it has everything she needs. She chuckles, her ear flicking as her tail swung side to side 'this will be perfect!' she thought, throwing the bag over her shoulders before hurrying over to her mirror. She looks at her reflection pulling her oversized hoodies hood over her head before darting out of her room and running downstairs. She begins to put on her shoes, jumping as a voice spoke
"Japan? Where are you going?"
Japan spun around and looked up at her mother, Japanese empire, who looked down at her, tapping her foot with her hands on her hips as she waited for a response
"I- u-uh I left something at mexico's house! She said I could come over and stay the night i-if that's okay"
she says, looking down, her tail swaying at her feet. The anger on JE's face went away with a sigh, as she pats her daughters head
"Stay safe, Japan. Don't talk to anyone you don't know and please look both ways before crossing the street. Text me when you're coming home so I can let you inside"
Japan looks up at her mother, smiling wide, before giving her a hug
"ありがとうございました! ありがとうございました! ありがとうございました!"
Japan repeated, jumping up and down. JE giggled, hugging her excited daughter back before breaking away from the hug
"You should go, you don't want to keep your friend waiting do you?"
Japan nods, opening the door before looking to her mom one last time
"さようならママ!"
"バイバイジャパン"
She smiles at JE before skipping out the door, shutting it behind her.

The night was cold, the streets empty as she hops down the road of the small town, heading to mexico's house. She hummed an anime intro to herself as she skips down, spinning around happily before stopping at Mexico's house. She skips over to the door, knocking on it repeatedly. For a moment no one came, but then the door swung open as an angry mexico stood there holding a sandal
"¿QUIÉN DEMONIOS ESTÁ HACIENDO TODO ESTE RUIDO A ESTAS HORAS?"
The angry Mexican squawked, before looking down and seeing a giddy japan, who was so excited that she was hopping up and down
"Eh? Japan? What are you doing here?"
Mexico says, confusion tainting her voice as she lowers the sandal
"Mexico I got the BEST idea!!"
Japan says proudly, which just made Mexico more confused and frankly a little scared as well
"And what is this 'idea' you speak of?"
She says, eyeing the smaller figure suspiciously
"Okay so, Me, You, America, and Russia haven't gotten together for a while! It feels like forever since we talked and had fun together! So, I thought it would be a good idea if I got everyone and we go down to our hide out in the forest to hang out! Just like old times!"
Japan said in a happy tone, Mexico blinked
"At this hour? Without planning anything?"
The worried Mexican girl spoke looking over to the clock, it was close to midnight
"Yup!"
Japan said bluntly before grabbing Mexico's hand
"Now come on my Mexican lover! We have gays to find!!!"
She says pulling Mexico's hand, and dragging her down the street. Mexico smiles at Japan, at least she's going to have some fun tonight. Japan didn't have a lucky week. First she lost her sailor moon wand, then she dropped her favorite anime figurine and the head broke off, then er favorite anime ended. She was just hoping this would make her feel better.

Sooner or later the two lesbians found there way to UK's doorstep
"woahh,,,"
Japan said in a gasp, looking up at the large mansion in front of them. America and his siblings still lived with his dad. Fingers crossed America opens the door. Japan knocks violently with both of her fists-
"What? What??"
UK said as he angrily opens the door-
"A-Ah!"
The two gasped as the angry tea thot stood in front of them
"Japan? Mexico? What the bloody hell are you doing knocking on my door so rudely at 12? Do you too have any manners?!?"
He scolded
"Chill chill!"
Mexico ushered at the small British man
"We just came to see Ame- nothing more. I'm sorry if we awoke you"
UK huffed crossing his arms
"America is downstairs in the basement. Knowing him he's probably not asleep yet but you can go check if you wish. Just don't touch anything."
He says with a sigh, opening the door and letting the two girls inside, the two thanking him as he lead the two further in the home. UK stopping at the stairwell which looked never ending
"Jesus are you keeping your son in a prison?"
Mexico joked- earning a chuckle from Japan and a glare from UK
"He's down there, feel free to go and find him"
UK groaned, walking away from the two. Japan looked down, she can't just walk down! That'll take too long- before she gets an idea, taking her bag off and digging through it.
"Eh? What are you doing?"
Mexico asks, tilting her head before she pulls out a fully inflated inflatable boat
"How the- what the fuck-"
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS NOW GET ON"
Japan says, hopping inside the boat. Mexico looks at her confused, before shrugging and jumping in
"Okay on the count of 3 we're gonna slide down"
"O- Okay-"
Mexico stuttered with fear, before the two started counting in sync
"1,,, 2,,, 3!"
Japan quickly pushes the top of the boat of the top of the stairs, the two go skeeting down for like 5 seconds before the boat smacked against the wall, throwing the two out as they screamed
"HOLY FUCK-"
America screamed, falling off of the couch and onto the floor. Japan landed in a pile of clothes, but Mexico smacks against the wall painfully falling to the ground
"I-I'm ok-okay,,,"'
Mexico stuttered out painfully, raising her hand up before it falls back to the ground. America quickly jumping to his feet looking at the two gay fucks who were scattered in his room
"OKAY WHAT THE FUCK- MEXICO??? JAPAN??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE AND WHY DID YOU COME IN HERE IN AN INFLATABLE BOAT-"
Japan jumps out of the pile of clothes like a fucking demon
"NO TIME FOR EXPLANATION!"
She skreeks, grabbing ames shoulders
"WHAT-"
Japan puts her finger on his lips
"Hush now gay bud. We must get Russia"
He quickly smacks her hand away, backing away from Japan
"Ew, why would I want to go see Russia? AWE MAN I DIED IN FORTNITE!"
America said, pointing to the tv
"Well your fornite can wait! WE NEED TO GET THE GAY GANG TO DO THE RITUAL!!"
She screeks, like a bat, before grabbing America by the sleeve, and dragging him over to Mexico
"U good fam?"
"Yeah I'm fine"
Mexico said standing up and brushing herself off, Japan smiled, before dragging the confused American up the stairs
"LETS GO THEN!"
Mexico followed closely behind

Then there was 3

The three walk down the street, Japan skipping in front of them as they make there way to Russia's home. Mexico walked up to the door, before America pulled her away
"Are you insane?!?"
"Am I insane for knocking on the door?"
"No!- Gah! You people really are dumb!"
America says shaking his head at the two confused lesbebans
"You can't knock on the door! Russia's dad is literally insane! He'll rip us to shreds if he answers the door!"
He says sending fear to the two as they thought about Russia's scary buff dad, ussr
"Well do you have any idea's of how to get him out here?"
Japan said sadly, tilting her head to the side as her tail swishes side to side close to the ground. America smirks, pushing his sunglasses further up on his face
"I have an idea~"
Soon the three were in Russia's backyard, throwing pebbles and rocks at his window. The slav opened his window
"What the f--"
The slav got cut off by America hitting him straight in the face with a rock, him falling over- the three gasped
"OH MY GOD AME YOU KILLED RUSSIA!"
Mexico said looking to America wide eyed
"WHAT? I DIDN'T KILL HIM, DIPSHIT HE'LL BE FINE!"
"OH MY FUCKIN GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD"
"OH GOD NOT YOU TOO"
Relief swept the three as Russia put his hand on the windowsill, pulling his body up, rubbing the spot where he got hit
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU THREE??? YOU GUYS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME TO MY HOME, THROW ROCKS AT MY WINDOW, AND HIT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET INTO MY BACKYARD? THERE IS A FUCKING FENCE!"
Russia ranted angrily
"HEY RUSSIA! HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR SWEET ASS DOWN HERE SO WE CAN GO LIGHT THE FUCKING FOREST ON FIRE!"
America yelled back- Russia blushed a bit before shaking such a flustered feeling away
"WHY SHOULD I HANG OUT WITH YOU GAY FUCKS?!?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF US DIPSHIT! NOW GET DOWN HERE BEFORE I CLIMB UP THE SIDE OF THIS GOD DAMN HOUSE AND DRAG YOUR GAY ASS DOWN HERE!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOU INSTEAD YOU ALCOHOLIC COMMIE!"
Russia blushes, muttering something in Russian under his breath. Retreating back int his room. Japan was nose bleeding, while Mexico just had her face in her palm as he shook her head from side to side. Before Russia is seen, angrily climbing out his window with a bag swung over his shoulder
"Told you it would work"
America whispers to Mexico, utterly proud of himself. Mexico wad utterly dumbfounded because she can't process the amount of angry gay energy in the air. Russia lands on the ground, fixing his hat and walking over to the three
"Let's go."
He muttered, walking past them and into the forest, the other 3 following

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~~ AN: Hello there it is I, the all mighty author. Now, this is my first attempt at a fanfic so please excuse my horrible writing skills- if you find any mistakes, please add a comment or if I sent this to you personally just tell me in DM's. The next will probably come out tomorrow because i don't have the energy rn- so have a nice day my dudes and stay saucy B)~~