The 4 gay fucks travel through the forest. Japan skipping ahead of the other 3. Russia narrows his eyes at japan
"What are we doing again?"
He asks, annoyance tainting his voice
"Oh chill out Ruski ! We're just hangin' out! Just like old times!"
America mocks, elbowing Russia a bit. Giving him a smug look. Russia glaring down at him
"Call me that again and I'll shank you with a broken vodka bottle."
"Wow, how unoriginal- you did that the last time!"
Russia grumbles, japan turns around, looking at the three
"Don't fear! We're almost there! And please don't kill each other-"
She mumbles the last part, the two nodded- but in reality you know they're going to end up killing each other anyways. Japan smiles
"Japan look out—"
Mexico warns- before japan straight up just hits her head on the tree behind her
"Youch- that's gotta hurt-"
America mumbles- as japan shakes her head
"I'm fine-!"
She rubs the back of her head, before continuing on. The 4 reach a tree house, that looks abandoned. Vines wrapping around the wood, not to mention the wood chipped
"Off we go!"
Japan squeaks as she runs up to the decrepit latter, starting to climb up- Mexico following behind, she looks at the two boys, who still stood at the ground
"Are you coming? Or are you two pussies gonna stay at the bottom?"
Mexico teased, America blushed
"Hey! Bitch I ain't a pussy!"
He says defending himself as he follows Mexico up the latter. Russia watches in are we seriously gonna go up there? Before sighing and following Ame up
Russia reaches the top, climbing up. Grunting as he pulled his body up. Standing up and dusting himself off. Japan had already surprising set up a comfy space on the floor. She laid on her stomach, happily reading her manga. Mexico writing into a journal, America pushing down his sunglasses looking at russia
"Well you too a while"
America said with a smirk, russia walking over and sitting down next to him
"Shut your diabetes ass up"
America gasped at the comment, before slapping the back of Russia's head-
"Why you little bitch—"
Russia says, before Mexico sits between the two
"Yknow sometimes I wonder why you two are every dating- you act as if you hate each other"
The two gays blushed
"E-Eh?!? M-Mexico we aren't dating—"
Russia said nervously
"Sure you aren't."
Mexico said flatly, writing into her book- America scoffs crossing his arms and looking to the side- russia taking his bag and pulling out vodka bottles
"Jesus you really are an addict—"
Japan comments, looking up from her manga for a quick second
"Well I was going to give you all some but if you don't want it—"
"WE WANT IT-"
The other three countries screeked-
"What—"
Russia says blinking- before each of them take a bottle
"Alrighty then"
Russia says, popping the top off of his vodka bottle
After a while, the 3 got progressively more and more drunk. Japan stood up, stumbling forward a bit before standing in front of her taller friends, putting her hands on her hips
"Are you Gay hic fucks Ready to hic DO CRIME?!?"
Japan says, throwing her hands up
"FUCK YEAH-!"
"ДА"
"SÍÍÍÍÍ-!"
The three others cheered
"THEN LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Japan said- before they all yEETED out of the treehouse.
The 4 gay Блядь's making there way down the street.
"Hmmm- What should we do?"
Japan asks, turning to other 3-
"OH FUCK-"
Japan says- noticing the huge ass dumpster fire the three started
"JAPAN- THROW SHIT IN-"
America screamed
"AIGHT-"
Japan said as she through herself into the fire
"OH MY FUCKING GOD JAPAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING—"
Mexico screamed
"OH MY GOD JAPAN IS GONNA BURN TO DEATH-"
"HOLY FUCK-"
"GET HER OUT OF THE FIRE DIMWIT!"
Mexico quickly hurried over, quickly pulling out her on fire Neko gf who was T-posing
"I'm officially god"
The 3 scream, dropping Japan- Mexico backing away. Japan kinda just shook the fire off- don't ask how- shes japan- she can do all- the 3 where having a blast around the fire, before they heard police sirens-
"Oh fuck guys we're gonna get busted-"
America says, looking to the street
"What?! Ah shit- my dad is gonna beat me-"
Russia says, Mexico laughs a bit. Quickly stopping when russia gives her the 'what's so funny' look
"Wait- I have a plan-"
Japan said, the police car pulling up
"WHAT DO YOU KIDS THINK YOU'RE DOIN?!"
The cop screeched- japan panicked, before kicking the cop in the gut
"WE ARE THE GAY SANTAS! HERE TO BRING CR I M E"
The cop doubled over in pain, Russia hurried over to the car, getting into the drivers seat
"GUYS GET IN QUICKLY-"
Russia screamed, America quickly getting into the drivers seat- Mexico getting into the back
"Wait no- my car-"
The cop said, japan pushing him over, before running over to the car and skeeting in
"DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE-"
She says, before the 4 skeeted off
~~ A/N: Well heya again! Sorry this was so delayed- I was at the doctors today so I didn't have that much time to work on it sadly, but I hope this suffices- the next part with come out tomorrow- it's currently 2:32 am so I think ima yEET to bed- but stay fresh my bEans B)~~
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The Gay Gang ||Countryhumans||
De TodoIn this fanfic, the four countries, Japan, Mexico, Russia, and America, will go out and bring chaos to their town during the night, like 4 gay santas but worse. You'll just have to see uwu owo
