ok *inhale*
i love moorland
not as much anymore since the updates and stuff but it was literally the best place ever
like it was such a good first impression as a starter! you are alone in a courtyard w a relatively attractive man and you get to learn how to walk around and get on your horse that you're leasing & take care of it! honestly i was wigging out when i first got the game i didnt even care if my horse looked like uncooked spaghetti i was like 😍😍😍 at everything bc the best horse game before that was like bella sara
then you walk your horse into the main stables and you see that there are other riders !!!! and a barn !!! and stores !!! and pretty horses !!!!! and a cow!!!! magic AF
you learn how to go faster and faster and not going to lie i would just practice cantering in the little courtyard arena all the time just bc it was fun & i felt cool
but then i realized that i was not cool
a star rider had to show their ranking by jumping over my horse
the signal that stated "my daddy bought me a subscription so i have more class in this video game horse society than you lollll"
i was so mad whenever that happened omh i felt more and more pathetic every time
i would try to run after them to catch up and fight them w my limited chat filter but i had like 0 stats w my basic starter tack, green pants, and level 2 horse😂 compared to their level 13 covered in black horse it was not an easy feat to try and get back at them.
once i was a star rider and learned to jump, i knew that i had achieved greatness.
i promised myself i wouldn't jump over starters but it was just so easy so i did anyway lmao. they knew their place and i knew mine.
i became the very thing i swore to destroy.
anyway yeah i think the number one reason i got star rider was so that i could learn to jump. sso made so much money off of that idea.
SO HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT
WHEN STAR STABLE ALLOWED STARTERS TO JUMP
I WORKED ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET SELLING CHERRIES FOR LIKE 3 DAYS TRYING TO EARN MONEY FOR MY STAR RIDER SUBSCRIPTION
WHAT HAVE THESE 8 YEAR OLDS DONE??
NOTHING.
LIKE WHAT IS THE P O I N T OF LETTING THEM JUMP !? THEY DONT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST STAR RIDERS ANYWAY IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!
and they changed moorland to make it easier to ride in ??
like how are these kids supposed to learn to be skilled riders if they dont know how to navigate around fences and a maze of concrete walls at full speed ?
maybe i'm just being r00d and obnoxious. i might be jealous of them who knows ? imagine being a star rider and being jealous of starters bc they have it better than you did and didn't even pay any money for it 🤪
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
