F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
Sasha: guys guys guys guys guys
Roman: What What What What What?
Sasha: blue
Xavier: blue what? Blue raspberry? Blueberry? Blues clues? Bluetooth?
Sasha: just blue.
Carmella: r u high? if so can I have what you're having cuz corey is being bitch.
Nikki: ouu i want some too 🙋🏼♀️
Seth: why is nobody talking about the fact that Sasha left us off with "you'll know soon enough"
Roman: because she's sasha
Seth: makes sense.
Charlotte: Sasha u need to elaborate on "blue" bc my anxiety is spiking.
Truth: maybe her new favorite color is blue? Ever think about that Ms. Flair?
Charlotte: suck a dick truth.
Truth: alright where's becky?
Brie: shit, that was kinda good.
Nikki: Brie I'm gonna tell Daniel that you swore. In fact I'm screenshoting it right now.
Brie: NICOLE PLEASE I'LL BUY U NEW SHOES IF U DON'T TELL HIM!
Seth: why would he care exactly?
Nikki: Brie and Daniel have a bet going. Daniel said that if Brie went one whole month without swearing, he'd let her pick what vegetables to grow in the garden. They are the most boring couple I've ever met.
Bayley: good luck shister Brie.
Miz: why do all the girls keep saying that? Maryse is literally on the verge of teaching Monroe "shister"
Carmella: itsa thing that u won't get.
Miz: and how do u know that?
Carmella: because my super sister senses are telling me.
Miz: on second thought I don't want to get it....
Charlotte: where is sasha? She's usually blowing up the chat?
Seth: lets take this as a time to relax then.
Roman: r y'all watching raw rn?
Finn: ....i-
Xavier: sasha- blue wha
Bayley: THATS MY SISTER!
Brie: what's happening? I'm secretly on my phone while meditating with Brian.
Carmella: she's backkkk. she's blue and she's back and she's beating up natty.
Brie: who?
Carmella: Botcha Banks
Bayley: hey don't call her that!
Xavier: ew why is becky coming out 🤮🤢🥴
Seth: shut your mouth Xavier!
Xavier: SoRrY
Charlotte: Tbh becky is pretty disgusting.
Bayley: guys stop! She's our best friend.
Charlotte: *ex best friend
Finn:
Miz: somebody explain that to me.
Finn: explain what?
Miz: the tea and the frog I just don't get it-
Roman: really dude even I know what it means.
Sasha: did y'all miss me?
Seth: where tf r u Sasha I need to give u a hug I haven't seen you in 17 years.
Xavier: so ur picking Sasha over ur beat up girlfriend now?
Seth: uhm.
Sasha: I'm in catering cuz beating up people makes me hungry af.
Seth: I'm comingggggg.
Carmella: ew Seth were pg over here.
Seth: ^ Do u ever shut up?
Nikki: I mean she's only quiet when graves is shoving his dick down her throat
Xavier: WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP IT RIGHT THERE NICOLE! THAT IS TOO FAR!
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