F is for Friends Who Do Stuff Together

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SETH AND ROMAN

Seth: YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Seth: U ENDED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH REBECCA!

Roman: to be fair, it was already dead.

Roman: i was just burying it 🥳

Roman: I also thought h was gonna kill u so yeah.

Roman: but he didn't.

Roman: and now you can have sasha!

Roman: i did you a favor man, you should be down on your hands and knees THANKING me.

Seth: im still mad at u.

Roman: coolioso bro

Roman: i don't fucking care.

Seth: ur gonna care when I ruin ur relationship with brianna.

Roman: buddy go get a beer.

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Carmella: im so nervous ab tomorrow.

Carmella: anyone else?

Charlotte: no im actually excited that my bestfriend is gonna kill me OF COURSE IM NERVOUS I DONT WANT TO DIE NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I DO I LIKE LIFE I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ANDRADE NOT BE MURDERED!

Seth: YEAH I DONT WANT THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS TO KILL ME

Seth: actually that'd be kinda dope.

Bayley: in what world-

Truth: HAHA BITCHEZ IM NOT DYING RIGHT SASHA!

Truth: sasha?

Truth: Sasha!?!?!?

Truth: Mercedes?

Sasha: dont fucking call me that ever again.

Sasha: why do y'all think ur gonna die?

Roman: you've been fucking hinting it.

Sasha: not really.

Roman: OH NOT REALLY BITCH WE ARENT SCOOBY DOO AND HIS MYSTERY SOLVING GANG BUT WE DO HAVE FUNCTIONING BRAINS

Roman: well most of us.

Seth: HEY! don't talk to her like that!

Nikki: i need some wine.

Brie: me and u both shister.

Miz: I read that as shitter and i can't stop laughing.

Bayley: wait so sasha what ur saying is nobody is dying.

Sasha: nobody is a strong word.

Charlotte: owp the bitch is committing.

Charlotte: