Taekook Oneshots [✔]

Suck my ***

!!!! Um not swear words but explicit words ahead !!! Armyonces unite!

"I hate it when I tell someone to suck my dick and they're like, Chaeyoung, you don't have a dick."

Jungkook laughed as he was listening to his classmate speak.

It was after class and people were leaving to go home, except for the two students, who were just messing around waiting for their rides.

"Okay so? Suck my mental dick. My imaginary one. Real or not, it's still there!" The blonde exclaimed. Jungkook smiled.

"Okay, but I can relate??" He replied.

"I could use the response suck my dick to someone, but it wouldn't have the same energy, y'know?" Jungkook explained, Chaeyoung nodded.

"So I'm like, suck my ass." Jungkook said, gesturing towards his bum.

"And they're like, that flat ass?"

Chaeyoung started clapping as she laughed. Jungkook then stood up.

"SO I'M HERE SAYING, YES. SUCK MY FLAT ASS YOU FUCK." The brunette replied.

"Who's gonna suck your flat ass?" A voice said.

Jungkook looked at the door frame where Tae stood holding his car keys in one hand and a very confused grin upon his face.

"Um, well-" Jungkook mumbled as he watched his  classmate completely losing it.

"Yeah Jungkookie, what he said." Chaeyoung said, earning a glarefrom the brunette.

Taehyung chuckled as he walked up to the younger, bringing his lips to his ear.

"The only person who gets your a ss is me, darling." He whispered making Jungkook's body shiver.

Tae then picked up the younger's  backpack and swung it over his shoulder.

"Say bye to your classmate, love." Taehyung said walking out of the empty classroom.

Jungkook, who was still blushing from the interaction looked at Chae and chuckled at her grinning face.

"U-Um, bye. See you tomorrow." He stuttered awkwardly. Chaeyoung giggled as she waved.

"Have fun with your boyfriend ~" she replied, causing Jungkook to blush even more.

"Sh-Shut up!"

This is based off a convo I had with @shelovesyou__ she's weird, check out her poetry