About Last Night

Chapter 1: AT THE BAR

Kevin: Damn Michael, you need to get over Allison today you about to meet 2 sexy ass big booty ass women, they names are Regina and Joy, Joy is yours and Regina is mine she got big ass titties and a nice round ass, you wouldn't understand.

Michael: Kevin, I'm not a party person I just came out of a relationship I don't wanna hop to one relationship to another, I need time to think.

Kevin: Blah, Blah, Blah! Dude you sound gay ass hell "I don't wanna hop to relationship to relationship " Nigga that's gay, if they fine, they fine.

(Outside The Bar)

Joy: I don't think I'm ready to go in.

Regina: Joy, you are way to boring and you need to come out of that comfort zone, show some clevelage. Loosen up a little.

Joy: I'm not boring, you already know what happened in my last relationship.

Regina: Yeah I know, but that was in the past this is the presence, besides what if the guy is cute.... Let's go inside its freezing.

(Inside The Bar)

Kevin: Here they come now, get your ass up Michael, grow a dick and talk to her.

Regina: Hey baby, It's cold out there.

Kevin: I know that's why I'm glad you brought your sexy ass in here where it's warm.

Regina: (Laughs) Yeah We.....

Joy: (Clears Throat) Hmm....

Kevin Pov.

Me: Oh shit damn um, Michael this is Joy.

Michael: Nice to meet you Joy, my name is Michael.

Joy: Nice to meet you Michael.

Me: Anyways let's get this club turnt up.

Regina: Waiter !

Waiter: Can I take your order ?

Regina: Yes , I would have Hennessy and Cranberry Juice. Baby what do you want ?

Me: I'll have Gin and Orange Juice.

Joy: I would like a cup of wine and that's all.

Michael: Can I have some Tequila with a lemon.

Waiter: Sure, Is There Anything Else You Would Like Kevin ?

Regina: GET YOUR THIRSTY ASS OUTTA HERE GONE SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU MEET THE OTHER SIDE OF ME BITCH , THE SIDE THAT WOULD KICK YO ASS IN TWO POINT THREE SECONDS !

Me: Chill Babe. And uh that would be it.

~~Waiter Walks AWAY.....~~

Regina: Kevin you know no damn well that bitch was trying to get in yo pants. Kevin what's in those pants are mine.

Kevin: I know that bae (leans in and kisses Regina) I got you tonight bae.

Regina: Oooh Okay Baby (Licks His Neck)

Michael: (Whispers) Hoe !

Joy: (Whispers Back) Shut Up !

Michael: (Whispers) She Thirsty For His Dick.

Joy: (Whispers Back) No She Want To Get Dick Down.

Me: What y'all two motherfuckers whispering about, hmm...

Michael: Nothing important we just getting to know each other.

Joy: Yup, that's what we're doing.

Me: Naaawwwlll he was trying to smaaaaasshhhh !

Regina: Kevin stop let them get their privacy.... (Mouths Out The Words) Get him Joy, Get him girl.

Joy: We are just talking damn.

~~Waiter Comes Back~~

Here are your drinks they where free, The bar paid them full.

Me: Ight Thanks.

Waiter: Dont Mention It.

~~Waiter Walks Away~~

Regina: Look at that hoe she bunny hopped her ugly ass over here , then got the nerve to thot walk away , HOE.

--Waiter Flicks Her Off--

Regina: You know what Kevin Im so sick of your hoes im about to kill this one.

Me: Hoes ?! , I dont got hoes I got thots.

--Regina Slaps Kevin--

Me: Damn , Wtf is your problem ?!

Regina: Just shut the hell up and drink your drink.