A Family Full of Love (Camp Buddy Crackfic)

New Rules

It was another day at home in the Camp Buddy Household. Yoichi was having a good day as a mom, cleaning the house and such. But his son Keitaro came in the room and ruined the day very quickly just by existing. Yoichi left the room so that he didn't have to stare at the burden he called a "son".

Recently, there had been drama in the family. Yoichi's eldest son named Seto was caught jerking off to anime girls in his room by his father, Natsumi.

"Oh fuck, not another disappointment." Natsumi sighed.

Keitaro had been caught dating his younger brother Hunter and sneaking into his bedroom at night as well.

And worst of all, Yoichi's youngest son, Hiro Akiba was having a baby with his ex boyfriend named Aiden.

Yoichi was tired of being stressed out and angry, so he decided to have another family meeting.

"All right disappointments, your mother has something to say." Yoichi said at the dinner table.

"Ugh, why do I have to sit next to mom?" Seto groaned.  Yoichi looked at him right in the eye.

"Aren't you happy to be sitting next to your beautiful, sexy, and kind mother?" Yoichi asked. Seto replied firmly with a "no" which got him pushed off his chair onto the floor.

"*AHem* Anyways, as you all know, there has been some shit going on in this house that got CPS called here one night. So, there will be punishments for your shitty behavior. I will be installing cameras all around this house, especially in the bedrooms, to monitor your behavior. No more secrets will be kept." Yoichi said. Everyone groaned.

"Mom you don't have a right to do this. We all have our own personal-"

"SHUT UP KEITARO. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MOST CAMERAS IN YOUR ROOM." Yoichi screamed, and Keitaro fell off his chair.

"Annnyways, now that you all know this, hopefully your behavior will change. The only one without cameras is Felix. Now goodnight." Yoichi dismissed the table. But nobody moved except Felix.

"Why does Felix get no cameras?" Hiro said angrily.

"Because he is the only good and not unwanted child in this family." Yoichi answered.

"No he isn't. Felix has a bunch of guns in his closet-"

"BE QUIET KEITARO NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU BITCH!" Yoichi yelled at his son. Keitaro let a tear fall from his eye.

"dad why were you so quiet this whole time?" hunter asked. natsumi didn't respond and he looked VERY nervous.

"Honey, when did you install the cameras?" Natsumi asked.

"Two days ago." Yoichi replied.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Seto laughed.

"What's so funny??!!??!" Yoichi said, annoyed.

"Maybe it's because Dad cheated on mom with uncle taiga last night lmaooo" Hiro said.

"huh?"

"N-nothing honey~! Now kids, what do you think-"

"But Dad We all know you're gay for uncle Taiga." Keitaro said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP KEITARO THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD'VE ABORTED YOU." Natsumi yelled.

Keitaro sunk in his chair while Yoichi beat up Natsumi for cheating on him, Seto and Hiro laugh their asses off, and Felix slowly walks out of the room.

This is just a normal night in the household.

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um so yeah thats it. there will be more chapters of this cursed fanfiction.