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Police: where do you live?

Me: with my parents.

Police: where do your parents live?

Me: with me.

Police: where do you all live?

Me: together.

Police: where is your house?

Me: next to my neighbors house.

Police: where is your neighbors housev

Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me.

Police: tell me.

Me: next to my neighbors house.

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