hotpopperking:
I was grocery shopping yesterday. A what seemed to be a single mum, judging by the stressed out behaviour, was there with her two girls, both aged between 5 and 8. The girls were really enjoying shopping, touching every item, speaking to every employee and customer, goofing around really hard. Their mum kept telling them to stop and apologise every minute to somebody, getting even more stressed. I passed by the girls, the older one played witch using a flashlight that was on display, working spells on anyone nearby. So she put her spell on me to, making me a giant. I am 2,08m tall weighting 150kg. She yelled: "Mum look, it worked! I made him big!" I was already laughing. What really made me die laughing inside, was when mum, ultimately stressed apologized on autopilot, while doing the shopping, looked up and I saw her face trying to look sincere, while hiding her laugher
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