Army x Aloha Oneshots

Army loses a bet~ (part 1)

A/N: Ikr? Sooo original.

Aloha's POV

I'm bored. Why is it when I'm in the mood Army isnt? He says we do it too often so he needed a break.
Yeah right..

I glanced back over to Army and smirked. Mabye he will say yes this time.

"Army~~" I said walking over to him. He didnt say anything, so I tried harder to get his attention.

"Do you wanna-" Before I could finish my sentence Army shook his head in annoyance.

"What part of 'break' do you not understand?!" Army said getting up.

He sighed and left me alone in the living room. I decided to follow him.

"Army?" I asked knocking on his bedroom door. "Whaat" He said in annoyance.

"I have an idea" I said walking in. He looked back at me with curiosity.

Army's POV

Hmmm. An idea? What type of idea? Would it even be worth it..

I thought as I listened to him.

"How about, we have a turf war battle and the loser must do everything the winner says for the whole day until midnight" Aloha explained.

Hmm. Aloha in charge? No, too scary. If he wins he will probably want to fuck.. but-

If I win.. I could get him to clean his room! Clean the house, cook dinner.

All the nice things Aloha could do.. Yes I'm gonna accept. Let's hope j dont lose.

As I thought of the benifets and cons i finally came to a conclusion.

"I accept" I said as I reached to shake his hand. Aloha pulled his hands away, "nah I dont do handshakes" he said walking off.

Sometimes he could make me really angry.. all I wanted was a simple handshake.

Aloha's POV

My mind wandered on about all the things I'll be able to do to Army once he loses the bet.

My mouth watered as a stared of into nowhere.

"Aloha!" Army yelled at me, obviously mad I'm not paying attention.

"Sorry, sorry" I apologized as Army scoffed.

"So when is this battle?" He asked. "Right now. Get your teammates" I answered going straight to my room.

As I was leaving I could hear Army grumbling stuff as he was calling someone, probably his teammates.

I walk off towards the beach to find my teammates, then I see them hanging out on the sand talking.

"Hey!~" I call out. "Aloha! Hey!" Diver responds. They all get up and walk over.
"What's up?" He said.

"Army and I made a bet, whoever's team wins, gets to make the loser's team do whatever they want!" I explained.

Diver smirked. "Hey that's a great bet! I'd be able to make them to something embarrassing!" He says laughing.

"I'm in!" Straw says. "Me to~" Diver adds in, while Octoglasses just nods.

We walk back to the square and on front of the tower. It wasnt really a long walk. Then we can see army's team heading over.

Army's POV

I head over to the tower with my team, only to find Aloha's team already there.

"Hey Army~~~" He chimed. I scoff. "Hey Aloha.." I say quietly.

"You ready to get your ass kicked?~" He asked. "Yeah, like you  can do that" I respond.

Narrator's view

They all walk in, the stage was new albacore hotel.

Army looked around. "Ugh, this stage again" he grumbled. Aloha snickered. "What's wrong with this stage? I love it~" he responds.

Army rolls his eyes and walks over to his spawn. Aloha does the same and their teammates follow.

Aloha whispers something in Diver's ear. Diver looks at Army with a smirk, before nodding. Army just looks over, confused and offended.

(3...2...1...GO!!)

The battle starts and Army sets up a plan for his teammates to follow. They all nod and went to go forward with it.

Army went along the sides because he was worried on what Aloha had in store for him.

Aloha sneaked around the edges as he searched for Army. Then he finally saw him. Aloha smirked.

"Army~~" Aloha walked over. Army grabbed his weapon and started shooting, Aloha dodged. Aloha got close to Army.

"Missed me~" he teased. Army frowned, he was about to shoot but then Aloha pinned him on the wall.

Aloha leaned in and kissed Army. Of course, Army fell into the kiss.

Aloha smirked in delight and went down to Army's neck. He kisses softly at it, causing army to slightly gasp. Army dropped his weapon.

He trailed kisses all over Army's neck, while he let out small noises. Army blushed, "f-fuck you-" Army gasped out.

Aloha smirked. "I didnt do anything, just giving my boyfriend some love~" He sang out.

Aloha sucked Army's neck while his hands started to trail up his jacket and shirt. Army blushed even harder.

"A-aloha-" Army got cut off, by the whitle at the end of the match.

"What?! NO!! "  Army yelled in confusion. Aloha smirked.

"You dirty player!" He shouted angrily at the other squid. Aloha just smirked. "What? I didnt do anything~~" he replied cockily.

Army growled angrily.

Army walked out of the outer edge, only to find everything colored pink.

Army walked to his spawn. "What the hell happened?!" He screamed at his teammates.

"Sorry sir, they pushed us back!" White sailor responded. "Where were you?" Forge asks. Army blushed.

"That doesnt matter, know we'll have to do whatever they say" Army admits.

Army's teammates let out a long sigh before turning back at the pink team. They all had a big smirk, probably thinking of what their plan is.

Army looks over, horrified of what could come next.

"Enough of this, Army and I are going home~~~" He says with a smirk. Army gulps.

Dear cod help me... Army thinks, as Aloha ran home with him. All with a shit-eating grin on his face.

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A/N: Sorry, this was getting too long but there will be a (kinky) lemon in the next part :>   (997 words)