Creek. Creek. Creeeeeeeeeeeek.
I swear to god if my lovely father doesn't put twenty packs of condoms in his drawer like normal adults do so he won't have to get up every half hour to the secret place in the bathroom (that I obviously know about ha ha) to retrieve some, I'm going to scream. Oh and he needs to fix these shitty floors.
Well let's just ignore the evil threat I just made to my father and his sex life with my mother. Now do you guys want to hear a story?
If you said no, well TO FUCKING BAD YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR IT ANYWAY.
This story is about a girl who is shy, gets somewhat good grades, hates mostly everyone and is just not a normal kind of girl, but one day when he has to sit next to a boy, who is her total opposite everyday for the whole school year. Well let's just that things get messy and shit.
It all started at St. Buckley's High School...
The girl, who's name was Maggie, was walking to her Algebra class when someone who just so happened to be her best friend, Kim, jumped on her back.
"BOOSHKA BITCH!!!" Kim yelled while riding Maggie's back.
"KIMBERLY GET THE FUCK OFF ME OR I WILL KICK YOU IN THE VAGINA."
With that very abusive threat understood, Kim jumped off her back and stood next to her.
"Sorry Mags. I'm just so excited! We're Juniors now CAN YOU BELIEVE?! WE'RE FUCKING JUNIORS."
"Chill."
"Fine, well looks like I gotta go to my Geometry class now. Have fun in Algebra babe." Kim gave Maggie a peace sign and a click noise she made with her mouth and left.
"Bye baby!" Lets get this straight right here, Maggie and Kim are not lesbian they're best friends who just call each other babe and baby.
After that Maggie continues to walk to Algebra.
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"...Okay now what's the answer?" Maggie's Algebra teacher asked to the class, "C'mon just shout it out."
No one answered, just silence and a pen being dropped.
He sighed, "Well let's go over this probably one more time..."
As he was about to go over the problem one more time the school principal, Mrs. Jorgensen, came into the class and said,
Mr. Claire, you have a new student."
"Oh! Yes I got the email you sent me about this. Well just bring him in!"
Mrs. Jorgensen left to retrieve the student and was back in seconds.
"Mr. Claire this is Kyle Green."
"Pleasure to meet you Mr. Green. You can sit in the back of the class with Maggie. Maggie, please raise your hand."
When Maggie looked up from her book to raise her had, all she could think of when she saw this boy was
"Wow." OKAY OBVIOUSLY YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT THIS BOY WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LIKE BEAUTIFUL HE WAS LIKE A CUTE SEXY TEDDY BEAR JUST WOWOWOWOW but wow he looks like a pain in the ass too. I hate him already was all Maggie could think of.
As Kyle came to sit down next to Maggie, she went back to reading her book without even saying hi to the guy.
Maggie felt a tap on her shoulder, she looked at Kyle wondering what he wanted.
"What?" She asked nicely but kinda rudely
"Hello you're pretty and I would like to have the honor to probably bang you later?"
Maggie's eyes went wide eyed by the beautiful boy who just asked her the most ridiculous question ever.
